stillavirgin
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
gottacatchemall
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Committed
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
James
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
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RedLoocee 0
YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.
perdix 31
Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!
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Comments (117)
Ginger225 1
Seriously? Sex isnt something to just get over with with some random guy. it's supposed to be special...
BullletProof 5
There is NOTHING wrong with being a virgin :) wait for the right one, someone you love and who loves you. or you'll regret it. Don't go and loose it with some dork who only wants to get laid. Make love, not ****
katiedoll6 7
Thumbs up who's reading this in 2012
fallenangel72 7
That's not a good resolution bro
DusktheKat 12
How old are you?
The_9th_Doctor 18
well it's 2013 now. I hope you've lost it by now. if not I guess you'll be playing 'Like a virgin' for a little bit longer
Eltobak 13
Why the rush? Just let it happen when it happens.
mkk0128 4
Aren't New Years resolutions normally to do something BETTER and not screw up?
Chelse1403 18
Did it work out? It's 2015 right now. 5 years since you posted this.
withered 30
This is what people have in mind when they call someone "a virgin" as an insult. Being a virgin is nothing bad but it's just pathetic to see people's lives evolving around trying desperately to get laid and failing miserably. This is what you sound like, since your "resolution" is to lose your virginity.