Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
Today, I decided to wake my fiancé up by giving him a blowjob. When he finally started to wake up he called me by his ex's name. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML
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Top comments
Allie614032 34
Were you dating? Or are you looking for a relationship with her? Because it seems more like you just care about getting laid, in which case, congrats, you did! If that's what's most important to you, then it doesn't really matter if she messes up your name once, does it?
ryand82 11
Doesn't matter...Had sex.
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Comments (18)
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you’d better patch things up with your old friend, seeing as he got you laid!
Geoff Barger 6
Never shag your best friend’s girl.
Allie614032 34
Were you dating? Or are you looking for a relationship with her? Because it seems more like you just care about getting laid, in which case, congrats, you did! If that's what's most important to you, then it doesn't really matter if she messes up your name once, does it?
Chazzster 32
The good - Had sex! The bad - She was thinking of someone else.... I trust it was safe sex....
ryand82 11
Doesn't matter...Had sex.
Itsbeenalong 5
I literally came here for this comment, was not disappointed. Well done you!
Victoria cordero 9
I feel like we all came for that
whiskey'swino 15
Sorry to break it to you but for most of us the first time is not super awesome, it is awkward and uncomfortable. Welcome to the club!
Takegami 22
If she breaths...
weaboo 12
She’s a thot
Charlie Coffman 14
doesn't matter, had sex!!!!!!!!!
StripesNStitches 3
Sounds likee she faked it. No one uses names, this ain't **** 😂
CurmudgeonCrunch 7
Doesn’t matter, had sex!