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Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML

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RedLoocee 0

YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.

perdix 31

Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!

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JinxTheMagician 0

that's sad that you have to make a resolution. that's probably why you ain't gettin' laid hun

troopsaugus 0

for some reason.. this would be a fml for me too... >.

chelzy 0

you got a point 92. if she's that old, it is an fml. if not, she's a wannabe *****. I'm the only girl who isn't a virgin who doesn't want my virginity back. and only cuz I waited two years with my girlfriend.

SexyTool 0

If you've over 18, you don't need to get laid. You don't need a new years' resolution. YOU NEED A DAMN LIFE. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!

chimshar 0

who cares. get over it.

twistedsamuelle 0

that's what you're so concerned about, really? You shouldn't make 'losing virginity' a mission, I never thought of it that way, at least. When you meet someone you get along with and are attracted to the time will come. sheesh, though, get over it, there are more important things in life to focus on and it will happen eventually. Hopefully when it does your thoughts will be 'i'm sharing a pleasureful intimate experience with someone i care about' and not 'finally, i got THAT over with'

hditmore 0

Hahahahaha, I ******* love people that post fmls like that cuz I know I can just go **** my girlfriend whenever I want!! mlib haha that is a big middle finger to you!

NaturalBueaty 3

Dont rush it when you find the right person thats when you loose it.

brunettegurly 0

it's not so bad to be a virgin, I'm waiting for that special someone that I marry so I can give myself to them and not a guy who would probably dump me afterwards.

metalhead5564 0

Because that's not slutty or anything at all! I am waiting for the right person to come along. I don't want to lose it to some asshole who only cares about my body.