stillavirgin
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
gottacatchemall
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Committed
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
James
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
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RedLoocee 0
YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.
perdix 31
Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!
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Comments (117)
cool5733 0
prostitute!!
somethingnew319 0
wow thts ****** up
purple91 8
opposite of my new year resolution - to stop having casual sex :P
rob42 2
whey!!
tAlk_NERdy_tO_ME 0
oh uhmm...wow. is that really your new years resolution? sweetie dont make that your main goal for this year, thats how you get S.T.I 's.
KnicoleAlejandro 0
It's S.T.D by they way sexually transmitted diseases
97currie 0
Sexually transmitted illnesses?
deebaybeee19 6
no . STI's are sexually transmitted infections. like hpv.
Gummybears4life 0
dont make stupid resolutions like that! thats just like asking for stds! youre stupid.
nathat 0
dude, don't force it, when it should happen it will, and don't go to a bar and pick up a randomer, you'll regret it a lot.
epoh_fml 0
Sex is not all it's cracked up to be. Well, yes, actually it is. But seriously--a ***** or rubber ****** thing (what do they call those? pocket *******?) can accomplish the same thing in less time with no risk of unwanted pregnancy or STDs.
cadeissoscene 0
I hear you can install some STD's in them lmao
wow6900 6
Ur only saying that because u can't get laid either. Hahaha.
elparto 0
eh you know what? I know where the OP is coming from. You feel like you've taken everyone's advice and are being yourself, and still can't find shit. and all anyone can say is, "not worth it" or "it's not that great". It doesn't help :P. I don't think it's worth a resolution though.
me5 0
Use your fingers or a *****. that's it!
koolitaliano 0
me too!!