stillavirgin
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
gottacatchemall
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Committed
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
James
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
Top comments
RedLoocee 0
YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.
perdix 31
Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!
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Comments (117)
Apsey 0
you must have serious problems
TRANscend08 0
Lol, I can help fix the problem. Just need a venarial disease check from the last 3 months and you need to sign a release form for production.
letschat6 5
lol!
penguindude7289 0
yea it's kinda confusing so jy does tour life suck
playnejayne 0
Don't be so pathetic.
perdix 31
Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!
v1kt4r 13
Maybe shez not the one who needs to lower her standards...
cadeissoscene 0
11 what is that suppose to even mean? don't try and talk shit to perdix, I see his comments every where on fml every day, he's legendary!!, he like the most famous FML'er
Euph0ricMisery 2
umm I think 11 was just trying to call the OP ugly.
deathstory_fml 0
umm he was saying that the OP might b ugly not insulting perdix
RedLoocee 0
YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.
CaatRAWRx 0
@penguindude7289 his/her new year's resolution last year was to lose their virginity, they still haven't so it's their 2010 new year's resolution... IE they're still a virgin...
amberceleste 0
wow is this rly a fml?
Isabelletje 0
Just wait for the right guy! He will come when you are not looking! I have even never kissed, and beginning to become impatient, but it will come, Im sure of that!
mitch707 0
ahaha yeah u keep telling urself that darling
MadPercussion 0
k seriously, what the **** is up with pendatic's picture. no offense, it just creeps me out a bit.
KatherineAnne 7
Nah I agree with her. I'd never made out with a guy b4 I started dating my current bf of 7 months. We have done everything but sex now and if u guys say I'm probably unattractive look at my pic it's just I have self respect and I didn't find a guy good enough till now.
GregoryTaylor 0
guy or girl?
lovelikethis19 0
then let love happen and don't have it be you resolution to have sex, or you'll ruin the other persons life who thinks it means something.