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Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML

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YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.

Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!

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Foxracingluver 0

let's hope this time it comes true!!

michelstaylor 0

that's a terrible resolution. wait til you find someone you actually can see yourself loosing it to, don't just give yourself away cause you don't wanna be a virgin.

whoever moderates thes FML's should just die

you can't just sit around at home all day and expect the right person to magically come along. go out to thongs that interest you and talk to people and your bound to meet someone.

ok yea that's awkArd why would you want to lose ur virginity., especially these days that many ppl are haveing too much sex and getting maybe you know diseases but oh well watever.. I agree with the ppl up there that you need to meet more ppl..

um.. #27, god help ya. And don't push the whole "losing your virginity" thing, makes you desperate. Perhaps you should just wait till the right time and person. The first time isn't so fun anyways. hah.

shutup ive been doin tht since 2006

o wow seriously that's not a resolution ****... keep ur virginity as long as you can don't be stupid and just give it to anyone grr stupid ppl make me mad.

Why are half of these FMLs now all "I can't get laid, feel sorry for me. FML"

DELBOTKILA 0

haha that sucks. what's ur number and ill change that!! ;)