Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Committed
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
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RedLoocee 0
YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.
perdix 31
Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!
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Comments (117)
Foxracingluver 0
let's hope this time it comes true!!
michelstaylor 0
that's a terrible resolution. wait til you find someone you actually can see yourself loosing it to, don't just give yourself away cause you don't wanna be a virgin.
TrollTrollTroll 0
whoever moderates thes FML's should just die
louie111887 0
you can't just sit around at home all day and expect the right person to magically come along. go out to thongs that interest you and talk to people and your bound to meet someone.
GanjAxZermA 0
ok yea that's awkArd why would you want to lose ur virginity., especially these days that many ppl are haveing too much sex and getting maybe you know diseases but oh well watever.. I agree with the ppl up there that you need to meet more ppl..
aMEIzing 0
um.. #27, god help ya. And don't push the whole "losing your virginity" thing, makes you desperate. Perhaps you should just wait till the right time and person. The first time isn't so fun anyways. hah.
bitched 0
shutup ive been doin tht since 2006
ferdte 0
o wow seriously that's not a resolution ****... keep ur virginity as long as you can don't be stupid and just give it to anyone grr stupid ppl make me mad.
mina_8 0
Why are half of these FMLs now all "I can't get laid, feel sorry for me. FML"
DELBOTKILA 0
haha that sucks. what's ur number and ill change that!! ;)