Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Committed
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
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RedLoocee 0
YDI. Shouldn't be a resolution. Don't be easy.
perdix 31
Step 1. Go to a bar near closing time Step 2. Lower your standards Step 3. There is no step 3! Some drunk dude is ******* you in the men's room or in the parking lot and your resolution is complete! Yay!
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Comments (117)
lalasha 0
there is more to life. go out and find it
thegr8dane 0
I lost my virginity this new years, of course it was about 3am but I was pretty damn close. trouble was, she was much more of a taker than a giver, kinda soured things a bit, but I'm just happy I got it out of the way, next time should be a lot better, but to all the virgins out there: it is what you make it (and also helps to have a good partner, mine was a boring but attractive girl that screamed for the ten minutes I gave her and then gave nothing back in return...)
thegr8dane 0
so really, it's not a big deal if you're still a virgin, I was in no rush, and I'm 20 lol. shit happens, just go with it. -D
Jason_Q 4
I don't understand why people make a big deal about this. I am 22 and still have the V-card. YDI for making such a big deal about it,
TheMichaelIsFres 0
damn I'm 15 year old freshman and I get pussy all the time
rawrxlolxfml 0
you gotta be kidding me! ydi. this isn't supposed to be a resolution. id understand if you were 40 or something. but if ur young, ur just being... easy, promiscuous, stupid, etc.
Aceefml 0
pathetic. i know freshman who already lost their vergonity
B31 0
in an American society it feels like you are looked down on for BEING a virgin so ya it is a big deal
anfernizzay 0
freshmen=fail so you don't even matter anyway
Spooksu 0
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