Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate invited her brother over to drink. Neither can handle their drink and her brother is a sympathy spewer. He’s not my guest but I had to clean up vomit until 4 in the morning. FML
Today, my brother was going to get some drinks for a party we were going to. After getting the drinks, he ended up leaving me at home while he went and got drunk like never before. FML
Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML
Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML
Today, my brother got sick with a stomach bug. He didn’t even quit his game to throw up in the toilet and instead threw up straight on the carpet. It sat there for hours. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple Smirnoff, I puked up the chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML
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Lesbier 0
If he just turned 21 (unless drinking age is younger in canada?) should have just left it for him to clean up, then he'll learn moderation. But, otherwise, you're a good sister and I give you a thumbs up for being good to take care of your younger silly brother.
SaintJimmy 0
That is. . . really gross. FYL.
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SaintJimmy 0
That is. . . really gross. FYL.
michalch98 4
Aww that's adorable! Why do hungover teens always puke?? I never did, I just couldnt feel my senses but come on anyone else with me? Although if you hace a shot of pure Absynthe you can easily vomit.
Voltage_fml 0
weird i ate chineese food and im a lil bro
canucks92 0
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SAMMILLER098 2
They were drinking! Hello what part of that did you miss...?
FireFlie07 20
Should have left it for him to clean up. You could have left home for a few hours while he sobered up. Or just stayed away from the vomit.
Mirequetz 6
This happened to me recently. It was my boyfriends little brother who went to a party, had probably... 2 shots of rum and came over because he knew he'd get in shit from his mom. I would have made him clean it up... but I KNOW he would have done a really bad job, so I made my boyfriend do it. His fault for letting him stay over and not telling his mom he was drunk. He's 15, he should get in trouble because if he thinks he can get away with it, he will keep doing it. I told him that was the first and last time. I helped clean after it was almost done. My present? The rest of his brothers rum.
Lesbier 0
If he just turned 21 (unless drinking age is younger in canada?) should have just left it for him to clean up, then he'll learn moderation. But, otherwise, you're a good sister and I give you a thumbs up for being good to take care of your younger silly brother.
ladysandy_fml 0
Well, I know that in Ontario it's 21, and here in Quebec it's 18.
bubbles1286 1
Its 19 in Ontario....and most of Canada, except a few provinces where its 18. I live in Ontario.
Mirequetz 6
This. I live in British Columbia and it's 19, I think only Alberta, Manitoba and Quebec have it as 18 for some reason.
xerrica 0
aahhh, ive been there with my sister... twice. that really does suck
ladysandy_fml 0
Well.. It's not like you're cleaning everytime he's getting drunk.. That's his first time ever so please dont be mean I'm shure that this happened to you before.. the first time we don't know what we can handle and everything so it's kinda normal. I think you're a good sister for taking care of your little brother.
BikerMike 0
make a lot of noise today - bang pots and pans, slam doors, turn up the TV, talk very LOUD to him. make his hangover very miserable.
tast5 0
The drinking age in Ontario is actually 19 i think for most of Canada its 18
Sparkiee93 3
YDI for taking responsibility for your brother, just turn him on his face so he doesn't choke and leave.
guckylynn 19
He's still likely tol die if she turns him on his face 13. It's best to lay on your side with your arm under your head so your puke doesn't stay in your face/throat.