Today, I celebrated my four-year anniversary with my girlfriend. We didn't have sex and we didn't even kiss. All I got to do was cuddle the stuffed Minion she got me for Christmas. FML
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Top comments
Rich531 21
Sorry mate. Maybe have a talk with her? If you aren't satisfied with your relationship she needs to know.
leogachi 15
@3 If she didn't want to she's not obligated to just because it's their anniversary. We don't know if her not wanting anything physical is a regular thing or if she just happened to not want anything on their anniversary.
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Comments (73)
loubabe69 19
Why are you together?
Tannasgh 22
*SIGH*
wow2mylife 25
I won't even care but that's only me
smxiricky 23
uhm why would you cuddle the minion though? maybe ur gf was testing you or something crazy like that????
teacupofsunshine 29
It's not stated if you tried or not to make plans with her. If so Fyl if you didn't makes and waited on her ydi. Want something go get it or communicate to your gf how you're feeling lonely. You'd think you would wanna spend time together on a anniversary.
jennygill 6
I didn't mean to thumbs up this- meant to thumbs down.
SarBear23 13
Communication really is key to being successful in any kind of relationship. If something isn't working you need to talk about it with her. If there seems to be "no love" then you need re-evaluate your relationship and what you want/need. & Talk about it.
whoredom 21
Same. I feel you op. ltr's get pretty depressing sometimes
Psyqiik 18
Don't be such a pushover dude it's a bad path to be on Break up with her
FujisakiChihiro 24
Sorry 'bout the Minion. :(
skycollapsed 5
There's more to relationships than just sex.