Today, at the vending machine at work, I selected a regular soda but a diet soda came out. It turns out the soda I did select was stuck behind the bottle of diet soda. Is the universe trying to tell me something? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Today, while on a date, I accidentally ordered "diet water" instead of saying "diet coke". FML
Today, I tried to get something out of a vending machine. It got stuck. I tried getting something else to knock it down. That got stuck too. I tried a third time… take a wild guess. One massive tirade later, someone came and tried to help me out. Stuck. Four times in a row. How is that even possible? FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML
Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML
Today, I managed to convince my sister that when you press down the diet button on the lid of a McDonald's cup it turns whatever is in there diet. I pressed the button and she started shouting how she hates diet drinks. She's 19. FML
Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML
Today, I spent way too long battling a vending machine that ate my dollar but didn’t give me my snack. After shaking it, kicking it, and practically hugging it, I finally gave up. As I walked away in defeat, it dropped the snack. I rushed back to claim my prize… and the janitor grabbed it before I could. FML
Today, I went to the vending machine, put in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. FML
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MidnaLink 35
No, it just means the vendor ****** up. Presuming, of course, that you can't SEE the bottles in the machine, and only the main selection. If you can clearly see the bottles moving in there, that's on you.
Chazzster 32
My perception is that sometimes the universe (or God) gives us messages. But they are usually buried in the “noise” and we don’t notice them. If you think the universe is sending you a message, test it against logic and observation… If they agree with your own observations, it may be a message. In any case I think that whatever gets you to notice something that could be important to you is still a good idea no matter what the message seems to be… By the way if you really want to watch your calorie intake for whatever reasons you may have, I do not recommend diet sodas - I think that most are not good for you. Things like water, lightly flavored and unsweetened beverages like Propel or “vitamin waters” or even coffee or tea are probably much more healthy for you.
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MidnaLink 35
No, it just means the vendor ****** up. Presuming, of course, that you can't SEE the bottles in the machine, and only the main selection. If you can clearly see the bottles moving in there, that's on you.
RichardPencil 32
Yeah. You fat!
Chazzster 32
My perception is that sometimes the universe (or God) gives us messages. But they are usually buried in the “noise” and we don’t notice them. If you think the universe is sending you a message, test it against logic and observation… If they agree with your own observations, it may be a message. In any case I think that whatever gets you to notice something that could be important to you is still a good idea no matter what the message seems to be… By the way if you really want to watch your calorie intake for whatever reasons you may have, I do not recommend diet sodas - I think that most are not good for you. Things like water, lightly flavored and unsweetened beverages like Propel or “vitamin waters” or even coffee or tea are probably much more healthy for you.