Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Beanzbeanz
Canada
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
Anonymous
Northport, United States
Weird anniversary mood but OK
Today, it was me and my wife's anniversary. I spent it consoling her as she cried over a man she loved 20 years ago. They never even dated. FML
Wolverine Morningstar
Overlap
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML
bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
bill
San Diego, United States
Paper day
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
GlennGuagmire
Ras Tanura, Saudi Arabia
Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
Anonymous
Conroe, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Chels
United States
Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States
Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML
TheAngryBird
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
Sell her belongings before divorcing her.
cufaoil 11
then I guess your anniversary gift to her will be divorce papers...
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Comments (129)
Freeze_fml 17
Sell her belongings before divorcing her.
ChubbyCake 5
agree
jpest17 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for being married, for remembering, YDI for marrying a ****( for real) , YDI for obviously marrying someone who slept around b4 marriage (for realz) but most of all you deserve it for expecting that a ***** wouldn't cheat.
BnaLovesZsk25 0
in a non lesbian way ( I am straight) you have a beautiful body and I am happy for you learning to love it. hope that's not creepy:)
pwincessa23 1
Go celebrate by finding a new girlfriend
YDI_S 0
YDI for it being your two year anniversary with your wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend.
justiinbieberrxd 0
oooo I feel bad for you OP :(
seanders 10
Shitty deal
persianlovaaa691 0
#15 lol loose a tiny bit more weight and yure perfecto!:D
KiaBabyy 0
#96 I think your an ass for telling her to lose more wheight and she would be perfect... I think shes pretty the way she is... not everyone has to be super model skinny.
Freeze_fml 17
She needs to lose a lot of weight. What are you talking about? In fact, so do you. Go put some clothes on. Even if you were average weight (not "super model skinny") I'd still bash you because you're seeking attention by posting half naked pictures.
anorexicbarbie 8
106 is correct.
MichieBabiie 0
Agree with Freeze !!
theninjamedic 0
wow
ChimeRaOfficial 12
So THIS is full retard...?
greg1234567890_fml 2
3 way? anyone??
FMLandurstoo 9
at least u should know where she lives
Fortuitous 0
Love is in the air. Or in this case, between your wife's legs (hopefully ex-wife soon).
renvy 0
Props.
Chaddiz 0
Looks like the apple is rotton after all :( sorry OP
kingjab 0
hmm sounds like a guy i know who is married to a trena
cufaoil 11
then I guess your anniversary gift to her will be divorce papers...
Timmy_Boy 17
agreed
renvy 0
See, this just supports the "women are dumb ******" stereo-type.
DocBastard 40
And this supports the "men are brainless assholes" stereotype. Well done, ********.
Numbar_Foar 0
I was just about to say that, #10! This also supports the "men ONLY think with the head closest to their feet" stereotype ;)
renvy 0
I'm a woman, "shit-head." Jesus. Reading all the FMLs on here made me realize how stupid some women are.
Freeze_fml 17
This supports the "women are manipulative geniuses" stereotype.
Fortuitous 0
See, stereotypes are never good. Well, sometimes, but it's rare. That's just my opinion.
ifailplzinsultme 0
Ya all men can't keep it in their pants! woman manipulate people everyday! woman are ALWAYS victims of cheating! Asains dicks are tiny! see how stupid I sound?
Deadm4u5 0
14 just ******* OWNED 10 and 12. xD
ohthebloodygore 16
24, you're an idiot. 7, sad. Women are stupid, yet you're one? You're an idiot for stereotyping women based on FML.
Freeze_fml 17
She said that this story supports the stereotypes that women are dumb ******, not that women actually are dumb ******. Comment #14 was just gold. Basically women doing the same thing getting slapped in the face. But somehow they were thumbed up... wtf
DocBastard 40
Renvy, I'm man enough to admit it when I get schooled. You just schooled my ass. Hard. Well played, madam. Well played. :)
ohthebloodygore 16
Freeze, I know. I just enjoy calling people idiots.
Fortuitous 0
Indeed. Well played game by all. There was no need for any defenestration whatsoever.
Hughmadd 0
@27: Welcome to Fmylife, where facts die, and stereotypes lie. I'm not going to fib, sometimes, this place really makes me lose faith in life. It's not the actual FML's most of the time, it's these mindless comments...
KiddNYC1O 22
21- Are you a caveman!?
KiddNYC1O 22
Oh, and 14 did own.
supernice 0
aww man, I love defenestrating people!
renvy 0
Ohh, FML.. How I love thee.
Freeze_fml 17
It's amusing how even after it was explained that the commenter was a female, the comment saying men are assholes remains thumbed up. Screw you people.
lehbleh 0
Doesn't matter if she's female.
JosephNoah 0
you deserve it for not being smart enough to know she's fake!
LuckyMeeeeee 0
Seriously?Dude he loved the woman if he married her please keep your obscene comments to yourself that was just rude
Glocker32 0
Sucks to be you. I bet he gets the anal that you don't.
muffpuncher 0
and POP goes that booty.
Rooney77 3
YDI , Shouldnt have married a you know what *****