Today, I was driving home. It was late and I wanted to get home so I started speeding. I didn't wanna get a ticket so I slowed down everytime I saw a car that could be a cop, judging by headlights. There was a car with a busted headlight so I sped up. Couldn't be a cop car. It could. $216 proof. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, the blinker on my car was broken so I decided to play it safe and drive a different car to work. I guess it wouldn’t have mattered which car I drove, as the cop nicely told me one of the headlights was out when he pulled me over. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
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Drakonic 0
Did you know, that because he had a busted headlight.. you could've got him too. You may have $216 fine, but he could've lost his job over not taking good enough car of the police vehicle. :)
ztc14gk 0
Ironic how you decide to break the law to get home quicker and it ends up taking longer than ever. that's why you just try to drive drive the speed limit. logically you will get home quicker, but based on what actually does happen you don't. moral of this story, just drive carefully and you will get there faster and more importantly safe.
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Comments (92)
dead14eternity 0
f the police for speeding tickets
Bradynrr 7
if he had a busted headlight then he himself deserves a ticket! **** cops
Awahso 25
In orderence with traffic laws you have thirty (30) days after a citation to change a headlight or taillight in the state of georgia. On that note, what if it went out earlier that day?
catchphrase 0
Bastards
ztc14gk 0
Ironic how you decide to break the law to get home quicker and it ends up taking longer than ever. that's why you just try to drive drive the speed limit. logically you will get home quicker, but based on what actually does happen you don't. moral of this story, just drive carefully and you will get there faster and more importantly safe.
pinedo39 0
agree
acertijo 0
awwww
Drakonic 0
Did you know, that because he had a busted headlight.. you could've got him too. You may have $216 fine, but he could've lost his job over not taking good enough car of the police vehicle. :)
Hartzfeld 0
most cops won't have their lights on if they r lookin for people who r speeding. at least in my area
randomguy1millon_fml 0
ture
HerMischief 21
at least in the USA it's illegal to have your lights off at night.
Xarzith 9
The headlight law in the USA changed a few years back. They can sit completely dark.
trollme143 0
cops do all sorts of tricky shit to get you. learn2speedbetter. or falcon paunch the cop who gave you the ticket when you see him at the court date when you contest the ticket.
tWitt3rBuG 0
They learn something new everyday! Aarghh! Imo speeding is more safer driving coz you're more alert of your surroundings! Sorry dude
24788 7
I never side with the police and still won't. FYL
MissJlk 0
Depending on where you live, you can fight that. At least in PA, a police officer can't give you a ticket if he's not in full uniform, busted headlight, etc. They can't enforce the law if they're not following it.
Quandarius 0
In most places, isn't driving with a busted headlight (or tail light for that matter) illegal...?