Today, I celebrated my four-year anniversary with my girlfriend. We didn't have sex and we didn't even kiss. All I got to do was cuddle the stuffed Minion she got me for Christmas. FML
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Top comments
Rich531 21
Sorry mate. Maybe have a talk with her? If you aren't satisfied with your relationship she needs to know.
leogachi 15
@3 If she didn't want to she's not obligated to just because it's their anniversary. We don't know if her not wanting anything physical is a regular thing or if she just happened to not want anything on their anniversary.
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Comments (73)
tomvertigo 17
Not "we didn't get to spend time together" but straight to no sex. Superficial relationship status acquired.
Nebuwah 8
I'm guessing you've never been in a long term relationship in your life?
cloudyface 23
You sound like a male "Amy Farrah Fowler"
rldostie 19
This needs a follow up. Was she upset for some reason? Has this been an on going issue? Did she turn you down when you initiated a kiss? Too many questions to know if it's YDI or FML. But communication is key. If this is an on going issue and you're uncomfortable with it, then you need to address it.
shanal28 8
Leave her if she don't interact with you . For the long run its bad
tbangazak3 7
That's ****** up
aswamk 18
Why isn't anyone considering that OP might be in a long distance relationship?
FSGInsainity 15
Cause he's here.
LilMissCanadian 22
The fact that I'd prefer a stuffed minion over a date with a guy shows that I'm probably going to live alone forever
stitesy29 18
Dont cuddle with stuffed cancer
TheMusicLover 16
Me and my boyfriend will still be in college after 4 years. Not an ideal time to get engaged...
hlect3rmd 3
way to go you loser cuck