Today, I celebrated my four-year anniversary with my girlfriend. We didn't have sex and we didn't even kiss. All I got to do was cuddle the stuffed Minion she got me for Christmas. FML
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Rich531 21
Sorry mate. Maybe have a talk with her? If you aren't satisfied with your relationship she needs to know.
leogachi 15
@3 If she didn't want to she's not obligated to just because it's their anniversary. We don't know if her not wanting anything physical is a regular thing or if she just happened to not want anything on their anniversary.
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Rich531 21
Sorry mate. Maybe have a talk with her? If you aren't satisfied with your relationship she needs to know.
ghaith 13
Seems like she's the one not satisfied with their relationship
cornyrob 33
She just might be in the mindset that *nothing* happens until marriage. It's very rare here in the States, but it exists.
nerobluerose 10
Why didn't you get to do more? 4 years and you should be able to do everything.
leogachi 15
@3 If she didn't want to she's not obligated to just because it's their anniversary. We don't know if her not wanting anything physical is a regular thing or if she just happened to not want anything on their anniversary.
TeasinDaNoobs 16
No women are to be used like an object. Mainly for sexual relations.
tranced_ 45
definitely not the 2nd, minions are awesome and we love them :3
IridianShadow 20
You definitely need to explain to her what you want, and if things don't change now, they probably won't down the road either. That's something you need to consider.
Comrox 19
If she wasn't initiating a kiss, why weren't you?
whatarethisss 23
Because she wasn't there.
mliajkfml 15
No girlfriend action and a stuffed minion? Sounds like hell to me, sorry OP.
vintend0 8
''cuddle the stuffed minion'' Sounds like she's the one with the girlfriend
yenze 18
She might be it never said of op was a guy or girl
kwilkens 15
Sounds like a Gru-esome anniversary! Sorry OP!
itsme82 18
Maybe she didn't feel well, or maybe she was on her period, or maybe she just didn't want to. No matter what the circumstances no man would ever whine. Or try to make his gf look bad because he didn't get some. You sir are a whiny, disrespectful asshat.
ladycoco8 20
I think OP has every right to expect something. I'm assuming his girlfriend ignored him the whole day, which means she's in the wrong and she has to explain to him what's going on. He's clueless. I'd expect more from my partner.
hipposteve 21
communication is key mate!