Today, I took my "girlfriend" to a nice restaurant to celebrate our first month anniversary, only to find out she didn't even know we're dating, but only "friends who have sex sometimes." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I recently met, thinking she was really into me. Turns out she isn’t. How did I figure it out? We went clubbing and she hit on my roommate, made out with her best guy friend, and then left with a completely different guy. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
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Top comments
tj4234 36
First month anniversary? Is that a thing now? An anniversary is yearly.
nonsensical 26
You've got to make things clear!! Have the talk!
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Comments (36)
nonsensical 26
You've got to make things clear!! Have the talk!
tj4234 36
First month anniversary? Is that a thing now? An anniversary is yearly.
Tropicz 0
pretty much...some people call it monthsary..
tj4234 36
Pfft, millennials,
tibtak 20
If it were a thing it should be called monversary or something since " ani " stands for " year "
Stxsyh 30
Sadly, yes it is a thing. They call it monthsary, lmao :D
Axelgirl 30
In Italian somebody says "mesiversario" (like anniversario) but is not a real word.
Mauskau 36
In a way, it's a good thing they tried to celebrate now rather than in 11 months.
sasquatchius 3
This is why you always ask them if they want to be your girl/boyfriend; to make it all official and clear.
xx000o 27
Whatever it is, it's better than just friends without sex.
Fireant_man 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You are a bloody loser how dumb are you
jbuckets_404 39
OP: At least you got sex! ;-)
Soninuva 41
I know that some things may seem obvious, but different people draw different conclusions. Whenever any sort of change in relationship is initiated, communication is key to ensure that all parties are on the exact same page, and not just assuming they are.
RichardPencil 32
That should also be "friends who split the check."
dlynn 8
Ah the dreaded "friends with benefits zone"
Balphleair 24
Maybe you had the "we're in a relationship" conversation in your head.
trumpet27 1
really?