MrAries
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Porter, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Dirty mind
Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML
Anonycock
Doha, Qatar
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Anonymous
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One track mind
Today, it’s been so long since I've had sex, I dream about it every night and I can barely function mentally unless I masturbate frequently, otherwise I get random boners throughout the day that won’t go away, no matter how much I try to think about something else. FML
exhausted without relief
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Bang one out
Today, I’ve been so stressed out lately about my health and mounting bills that my insomnia has returned with vengeance. I thought I’d masturbate to help get some relief, but turns out I’m too tired to even do the deed. Too exhausted to release, but my brain still won’t let me sleep. FML
Lonely
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
bonehead69
Taylorville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quick as rainbows
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
zingle af
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Erection for Protection
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
Unwanted
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Morning glory
Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Top comments
cacheson 42
Oh, sweet Sleep. You have evaded me for so long, and my desire for you has overwhelmed my faculties. I can only hope that my indecent but uncontrollable reaction to your proximity bears you no offense.
CaptainCrow 13
Melatonin. It is a godsend
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Comments (33)
MrConfusion 21
How does that even happen?
Movel 17
Well, I can only speak for myself, but when I'm so tired I have problems staying awake, I get random boners really often. It can be really annoying.
CaptainCrow 13
Melatonin. It is a godsend
thestoryofacaleb 14
Probably accidentally took Viagra and didn't notice...
Zarcissa 34
I second this. I use melatonin myself and does wonders to help me sleep. Besides, its natural.
clawstrophobic 15
Actually, it's really bad to rely on melatonin every night. If you're that sleep-depraved all the time, and it's not related to stress from school/work/kids, it would be in your best interest to talk to a doctor
TMO2142 25
the cherry one works the best! takes 10 min for it to kick in for me. then off to lala land
hardcorefan16 22
That's weird
cacheson 42
Oh, sweet Sleep. You have evaded me for so long, and my desire for you has overwhelmed my faculties. I can only hope that my indecent but uncontrollable reaction to your proximity bears you no offense.
krazy789 28
This is so beautiful it brought a tear to my eye?. Like some Romeo and Juliet type of forbidden love.
nealatmasfu73 15
This made me laugh more then the OP's fml!!!
Dale_shackleford 13
Roofies and chloroform are going to be your new best friends.
igg125 30
Think about sleeping, not sleeping with someone.
booze_n_bitches 37
Why are you still up?! Go! Go make sweet love to your mattress and finally lay to rest in its warm and welcoming embrace.
jimeple 12
I do that every day.
datkenna 20
Pretty sure that's not normal...
SecundusSecunda 27
In Soviet Russia, sleep bones you.