Today, while on a flight, I was walking back to my seat after going to the bathroom, when someone stuck their leg out, causing me to trip and fall flat on my face. All the guy could say was, "There's a thing called glasses. Fucking use them!" FML
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Puff301 18
Hey guys, OP here. It was an overnight flight so they had the lights off, but I could still see the outline of objects and he definitely moved right before he tripped me. And my eyesight is fine. I just can't believe this got posted
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GoldenTornado11 15
You should reply with " There's a thing called manners! Use them."
Tripartita 45
Oh, ****, he's one of the optometrists' agents! They're out there, and their douchieness is funded by scumbags who want to raise public awareness of eyeglasses. Not many people are willing to admit it, but the eye in the illuminati logo has terrible vision and is in cahoots with optometrists everywhere! People, if you read this and aren't mindless sheep, throw down your glasses in rebellion against the forces that would have you dependent on them!
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Comments (72)
Errrka_Whale 27
How rude :(
friedpwnadge 25
1. Commandeer a vehicle and run him over repeatedly. When he protests, say "There's a thing called glasses. ******* use them!". 2. ???? 3. Profit.
ohSNAPyall 27
In the aisle of a plane?
Enkeria 30
Hahaha. Cards Against Humanity jokes. Good one #9!!
DasKing 18
Easy there, Stephanie Tanner.
heartofhannah 28
...What?
GoldenTornado11 15
You should reply with " There's a thing called manners! Use them."
LilMissCanadian 22
*"OOOOO"'s summon from the surrounding passengers*
mariri9206 32
No, they should have replied "I went to get some but they were saving the last pair for you." There's no way he wouldn't have seen them coming, especially since it seems that he did it at the last minute and they wouldn't have had to time to see it and pick up their feet to avoid his leg.
LiteralxShit 15
Okay then, good for you, #51
Maliah1431 14
That's mean:(
Estrangement 25
Oh no, I'm sure he did it out of love and respect.
Rich531 21
what a dick
UnluckyHoax 16
Trip him with your leg the next time he gets up. See how he likes it.
NomeDMF 17
Nah. That's what karma is for.
tantanpanda 26
Seeing as how OP has to pass his seat on the way back from the restroom, I don't think your plan would work.
hasooon 24
He is the same guys who suggested using a f***ing condom to previous FML lady.
more4me 27
I was thinking the same . And there is another one whose Dad should have pulled out early!
racheldeanne12 15
Were you even wearing glasses? Why does he think you can't see?
tranced_ 45
because he's a jerk.
west546 13
Should have told the flight attendant that you saw him with a gun earlier. That would have gotten him. Lol
IridianShadow 20
I sure hope there's such a thing called Karma.
blostrich_ 19
There's a thing called idiocy. Clearly he's the definition of it.
PePziNL 20
"Look up the word idiot in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?" "A picture of me?" "No! The definition of the word idiot, which you ******* are!"