Today, it’s mine and my fiancée’s two year anniversary. No, not our engagement or dating anniversary, it’s the two year anniversary of when we last had sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, it's the sixth anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML
Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
Today, I celebrated my four-year anniversary with my girlfriend. We didn't have sex and we didn't even kiss. All I got to do was cuddle the stuffed Minion she got me for Christmas. FML
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
Today, my husband and I have such busy careers, we have to schedule sex for when we’re both at home and hopefully not too tired, otherwise we’d never have sex at all. The last time we had sex was on my birthday, in April, and our next appointment is mid September. I really miss sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML
Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML
Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML
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cuz803 46
Is it too hard for you to break up with your fiance? I hope not because two years wasted of not having sex should ring a bell.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Why the hell anyone would want to stay with someone where there is zero sexual desire for each other is absolutely, utterly beyond me. Especially if you are not married.
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cuz803 46
Is it too hard for you to break up with your fiance? I hope not because two years wasted of not having sex should ring a bell.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Why the hell anyone would want to stay with someone where there is zero sexual desire for each other is absolutely, utterly beyond me. Especially if you are not married.
XRP123 11
You either split up now or later. But splitting up after getting married is harder and more expensive. Make an exit plan and move on. The relationship will be DOA on wedding day.
RichardPencil 32
You should probably get married. Then, you will certainly have sex all the time!
core01 30
Does that correspond to the age of your kid that you do nothing to help with? or are you just hanging in there because you're codependent?
mambamami15 2
relatable after current bf begged me sex as soon I met him after 1 yr we’ve done it 10 times