Today, I celebrated my four-year anniversary with my girlfriend. We didn't have sex and we didn't even kiss. All I got to do was cuddle the stuffed Minion she got me for Christmas. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML
Today, it's been four months since I bought my girlfriend the vibrator she'd been wanting. She hasn't wanted sex since. FML
Today, it’s mine and my fiancée’s two year anniversary. No, not our engagement or dating anniversary, it’s the two year anniversary of when we last had sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
Today, it's our third anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, because "it's too cliché." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
Today, I took my "girlfriend" to a nice restaurant to celebrate our first month anniversary, only to find out she didn't even know we're dating, but only "friends who have sex sometimes." FML
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Rich531 21
Sorry mate. Maybe have a talk with her? If you aren't satisfied with your relationship she needs to know.
leogachi 15
@3 If she didn't want to she's not obligated to just because it's their anniversary. We don't know if her not wanting anything physical is a regular thing or if she just happened to not want anything on their anniversary.
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Comments (73)
TheFount 21
Try growing a pair, then she may respect you. Go to theredpill on reddit.
Blake77_fml 19
She bought you a minion...its pretty obvious that its over
Kingaru 9
Maybe, just maybe, OP is talking about a long distance relationship?
CRC_101 31
If my boyfriend of six years was so upset that he posted an FML simply because he didn't have physical intimacy on one day, I would be pissed. It's shallow, and having such needy expectations for sex is going to be destructive if you want a relationship to keep lasting. That being said, who knows what the back story is. If your relationship is on the rocks overall for some reason or another, perhaps FYL. If everything is otherwise going great though, there are other days. Don't hurt your relationship by harboring bad feelings because everything didn't go exactly the way you wanted once. In years of being with a person, that tends to happen sometimes.
jennygill 6
Omg!!! Precursor to marriage...yuck. Get out while you still can!!!
LeonDaRealProfi 6
Oh im 14 and after your logic i already got 5 girlfriends. PS please dont call her girlfriend when you didnt even kissed
THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9
This isn't an FYL or a YDI for me. Honestly, if she didn't want to, that should be fine. Love has nothing to do with sex, and if you don't think that way, go find someone else.
a_pretty_potato 14
Did you even try to plan anything?
chairmanalone 1
women don't owe you anything