Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me, and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
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mpsteve137 15
Crap on his face, take a picture of it, put it on facebook. Tag him as a shitty brother
jordinomoose 0
Haha classic!
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Comments (147)
jordinomoose 0
Haha classic!
kapippenger 0
^That must have taken you a while to come up with..
xlord 27
Everyone is ****** up. How can someone ever 'deserve it' in which they are privately taken a half nude photo off and then posted online without their knowledge? In their own home as well......
MizzErikaHart 8
Watch out for snowballs
RavagedSoul 0
You can say the YDI part about finding out about cheating and other rare scenarios. For this one to be a YDI I guess it would be for not closing the door knowing other people are at home or for being too lazy to. Another reason is being too engrossed with Facebook. Either way it's all simply one's opinion.
xosportsgirl14x 8
That's creepy that your BROTHER did that. If it was a husband or something then maybe I could understand, but I'm pretty sure most siblings would be uncomfortable seeing their siblings half naked. But that's just my opinion.
FarSide 23
@58: Only if your sister is 400 lbs.
ShakeMeDown 12
58- Winsest
Jimster1712 0
The sequel to 'Sitin on tha toilet'
max400 0
33- It's a YDI because the moronic OP forgot to shut the door. How stupid do you have to be to manage that?
tweetypie 18
When you gotta go, you gotta go! No time for locking doors. Usually when I'm on the toilet I'm not worried about people taking pictures of me so I leave the door unlocked.
jordinomoose 0
It didn't take very long to think of..you got me! What were you going for with that comment?
4Legend 0
40- Ha, they're talking about another FML
Aboode007 0
LOL. You totally deserve it.
jellyD 1
Yeah, OP you serial deserve it. If you can't focus enough to close the bathroom door, well TFB.
_Oblivion_ 12
^ Badass can't spell.
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
Lol I'm in the bathroom right now reading this, just dropping the kids at the pool
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
Lol I'm in the bathroom right now reading this, just dropping the kids at the pool
fluorescentadole_fml 8
hahahahaa
baconstrips 12
I agree, how the **** do you forget to close the door?!
leadman1989 16
Doing dumb shit is the number one killer of dumb people.
ProjeKtSC2 8
Words of wisdom..
leadman1989 16
I am pretty ******* wise.
AlexanderSilver 0
That...or chlamydia...
HahaYDI 0
More like the... "number two" reason!
Notimetobleed 14
No 106. You're wrong.
Torva_fml 16
134- feel free to try posting funny comments! I'd love to read something entertaining from you.
Dredre15 0
Lol thats some shit right there
mpsteve137 15
Crap on his face, take a picture of it, put it on facebook. Tag him as a shitty brother
Awsumuzzie 12
44, how else do you aim for the can?
hollyau17 0
Bahahaha that's hilarious
Wozuh 5
44- What?
sparkman97 7
They see me trollin'.... They hatin'...
Masterolie 6
Aha that was funny
hellonyancat 6
How do you forget to shut the bathroom door exactly? Oh well, I don't think you deserved that regardless. Brothers are mean.
tinydanzr 6
My brother did the same thing to me...
biasedshooter 24
I have a feeling #7 has never had a sister before...
97currie 0
How do you just forget to shut the door, bro?
FarSide 23
A subconscious message to her brother.
xxkimmyt 9
Shit happens.
xbella 8
well, did you get any likes? lol