Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, I was asked if I realized how much of a failure I am compared to everyone else. Yeah, I'm 32, and I feel like a complete failure. Almost everyone around me is a success, money coming in, their own place, trips non stop, new cars, and all the fuss. The problem is that I was asked this by one of my parents. I'm really tired. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I failed my driving test, and didn't get my great new job that a buddy helped me get. He got fired, and they won't hire me because he recommended me, regardless of how qualified for the job and how great the interview went. He called to tell me an hour before my driving test. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
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Top comments
NickEd 11
what I learned in boating school is...
Shadowvoid 33
You must not be ready
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Comments (112)
MrCareless 17
Dont mind them, good luck on your next test!
JazzHandsFML 28
it's your fault for not taking.........EXTRA CREDIT!
ExtremeEncounter 32
Sorry OP, but if you really can't pass it this far into life, maybe it's best you stay off the roads. For life. You know, for safety reasons.
MaT30123 19
If he ever does pass the test, he deserves to drive. Doesn't matter which age.
flyingmind_fml 17
well i guess better late than never !!
ExtremeEncounter 32
That's the thing #33. If its been this long and he STILL hasn't passed, maybe it's best for him to stay off the road.
anonymous100000 17
uh NO. this person does NOT need to be driving on our roads. if you still haven't passed, there's a reason. do the world a favor and stop trying and stick to public transit
wyverntail 15
Public transit is horrible! If I couldn't drive and had money, I'd rather take a cab. Much more reliable
ajh557 22
Nobody cares (sponge bob with rainbow over head)
Shadowvoid 33
You must not be ready
FluffyPandas156 13
Have him drive blindfolded see What's the results are.
NickEd 11
what I learned in boating school is...
shaaza 16
Blankety...blankety...BLANK!
JayGatsby 25
Ma!!! they're selling chocolate!
wolfy_fml 5
Totally the comment I came in here to make. XD
Peng1995 11
NOTHIN BUT SOME BULLSHIT!!! LULULULULULULULULULUL
JustinJK 21
The
thatguynamedsky 32
ohh i get it
MrSassypants 34
SpongeBob may not be the best at filling in the blanks, but damn can he write the word "the" fancy as ****.
Liamj774 36
Possibly the shortest reference ever
Ilikepie82479 20
Break time!
JustinJK 21
I'm so glad people got this reference. I was fully expecting to come back to rage at such a short/useless comment and a bunch of thumbs down. haha.
Coopdog0917 17
We're all SpongeBob fans here #76.
wartis4u 11
I still don't get it
Pink185054 16
Just get your best friend Patrick to help you "cheat" of your driving test. If it worked for Spongebob it can work for you.
MrSassypants 34
Yeah, but SpongeBob communicated through a hole in his head with an antenna through it. OP won't be able to stick an antenna in any hole comfortably to cheat.
ImTheAlpha 30
Bluetooth headset?
_LouLou_ 4
SOILED IT!
Candied_person 13
Soiled it
laden_swallow09 35
Soiled it
hambro 9
SOILED IT
PossiblyInDanger 24
Good news is, there is public transportation most places. Driving isn't a necessity.
onlychildFTW 34
If he is having that much of a problem passing, it is probably safer for everyone if he doesn't drive. I passed the written, drivers 1, and drivers test 2 all on the first try's.
Gaernem 17
Most places maybe. But the area I'm from in NY had nothing whatsoever, it was the suburbs. It may be the same for OP.
badgercheese94 16
Tell that to the city of Miami. Oh theres public transportation, but sometimes, it is honestly faster to walk somewhere than wait for the always delayed buses. Also, tons of towns in American don't have transit systems, like where I am living now.
speakfreely 21
It could be worse, your only friend could be a starfish
thejonac 21
what's wrong with patrick ??
Fymlife 14
Drive a car into their house on your next test! Just like spongebob!
ZoroMiHawk 25
Well that depends how long you've been learning to drive and how many times you've taken the test....I hope you haven't been learning since you were ~18...because if so I can't imagine how much money you must have spent lol
Brandi_Faith 34
It makes me wonder how many times he's taken it as well. Op, you "can't" take it, or won't? I know way too many people that don't want to take the test cause they're scared. I know women who are 30, married with kids, and still won't take the test. If you've tried the test a few times and failed then you need drivers Ed. Have someone help you. I can't see you continuing to fail after having proper lessons.
sabrinawho 15
I agree. My mom is a very nervous person. She took the test 2 when young and failed because she was nervous. Took it 2 times when she was older and only passed when she was in her mid forties because she had more help. She only drives to work, the store and apts. Good luck op!