Today, my wife and I have been fighting for two days straight. We haven’t talked all day. It all started with me asking where to park. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
Today, my wife has been grumpy all day, because she decided to get herself worked up over an argument we had and then peacefully settled three months ago. Like she suddenly gets to reopen the argument for no reason. I’m refusing to continue the argument on principle, hence her grumpiness. FML
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
Today, my wife screamed, cried, called me lazy and a bad parent, and threatened to leave and take our four kids. All I did was ask for an hour to myself every day for some private time. FML
Today, our kids left for the weekend so that my wife and I could have some much-needed alone time. We've been fighting a lot recently and really need some time to have fun together. Now it turns out that she doesn't want to be around me because of the fighting. FML
Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML
Today, my wife called me at work to yell at me because the house is a mess. She hasn't helped me clean in over two years, and when I ask for help, there's always a new excuse, headache, tired from work, stress, etc. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, I don’t think I’ve ever been so angry. I was already mad at my husband, but he asked if we could just skip the boring two-hour argument, assume he’d already given me an empty apology and quietly return to hating each other while at least being civil about it. FML
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rayraysoto 10
mannnnnnnn.... as a husband who is going thru marital problems.... just fix it bro, just ******* fix it. hear her out and fix it
Hangryko 32
There's more to this than just parking. You both need to be adults and communicate with each other.
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
I'm guessing "in her ass" was the wrong answer, even as a "joke?"
Doom_Kitty 14
Sounds like great and solid communication skills :D
rayraysoto 10
mannnnnnnn.... as a husband who is going thru marital problems.... just fix it bro, just ******* fix it. hear her out and fix it
Hangryko 32
There's more to this than just parking. You both need to be adults and communicate with each other.
metroido 21
dammit mercury
Brightside86 31
I'm always perplexed by this part of relationships. Any other part of your life people say what they mean and don't play games but a bit into a romantic relationship its like a switch gets flipped the ability to talk directly and honestly is often lost. Real kicker is it probably doesn't even have anything to do with you. She could just be stressed about work or something and punishing you is how she expresses it. Either way though hopefully you can very gently and empatheially talk to her and try and get the real issue resolved. Would advise not letting this sit, these things tend to spiral if left alone.
Doom_Kitty 14
Interesting. I don't lie and often have the feeling that way too many people ask questions they don't really want to hear a honest answer for - regardless of what kind of relationship it is :D It's mostly pretty funny^^