Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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Top comments
KeannaLove 32
I will never understand how people can take suicide so lightly. She sounds like an awful person all around. You're better off OP.
WOTAN1488 24
Don't forgive her.
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Comments (217)
AndrewMoreira14 19
No, don't you dare go back to her. Call her parents and the police. The suicide is their issue, not yours. Don't let her emotionally tie you down.
nikki151 21
Not to be cold, but that's not your problem. Break up with her, you can't force yourself to stay in a shit relationship just for her sake
BoltTheSuperdog 22
She's either trying to manipulate you into an abusive relationship, or she needs professional help. Either way she's not your problem anymore. You should just break up with her regardless.
bde1015 7
r.i.p ex girlfriend
backdoorman010 9
do what's best for you. call her bluff. she is just manipulating you to do what she wants. if she actually goes thru with it that's not your problem.
DecisiveBull 9
What a despicable piece of shit.
martizzle 6
Tell her to go ahead
Msraina 8
That is classified as psychological abuse designed to make you afraid to leave her. She won't do it. My ex husband did the same thing when I got tired of the rest of the abuse. Guess who's still alive and abusing some other poor wretch?
gracehi 33
I wonder if we have the same ex husband.
bigred6693 12
Tell her parents (or police if she's an adult) and walk away. Not your problem
Etweens96 25
I recommend you get a restraining order op