Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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Top comments
KeannaLove 32
I will never understand how people can take suicide so lightly. She sounds like an awful person all around. You're better off OP.
WOTAN1488 24
Don't forgive her.
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Comments (217)
khoov19 20
let her go and run Forrest run!!!!!
wickedhyype 17
Uhhhhhhhh wow. Refer her to a doctor immediately and fyl.
blargblah 12
That is when you call the police.
foxmatrix15 8
One less **** to worry about. Celebrate
migmit 11
Seems like the problem is gonna solve itself.
gracehi 33
That's terrible but I guess we're both going to hell because I did chuckle.
kenken5 16
On the chance she could be serious you should look into getting her some help
gilligan_isle 6
Definitely don't continue dating her! You can "be the bigger person" and realize she needs help and 'forgive' her, even talk to her about seeking help for whatever issues she's having but that's where it should end. That's actually a very easy way to get caught in an emotionally abusive relationship.
Lars93 18
let her die
KittyKoo 11
Call the police, it's a crime to use threatening to commit suicide as a form of blackmail.
Ahaddad123 27
I hope OP comments what happened in the end