Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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KeannaLove 32
I will never understand how people can take suicide so lightly. She sounds like an awful person all around. You're better off OP.
WOTAN1488 24
Don't forgive her.
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Comments (217)
YFOS_fml 17
emotional blackmail at its finest! just leave shell find another victim.
trey600rr 22
CRAZY! RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK!
Quiet_one 22
Call her bluff and leave. She's not actually going to do it, and you don't need that kind of toxic, manipulative person in your life. In the extremely unlikely circumstance that she does go through with it, she was already going to do it anyway.
Catdragon 40
forgive her, pretend like things are normal and then cheat on her.
FFStepchild283 24
Then tell her you're both even and dump her.
hawaiiankitty 11
Call 911 and tell them you think someone is going to kill themselves, that'll show her, and you don't have to worry about her actually doing it. :)
Kitiara521 24
Dump the ****, tell her family she's threatening suicide, and don't look back. Do NOT cave. I don't know if the police can do anything about suicide threats, but getting some kind of authorities involved would be a good idea.
FFStepchild283 24
Where I'm fromfrom. , you can notify the police to the situation and explain to them the bare minimum of information, you don't have to be really detailed about it unless they want more information, and then you're covered. If she does it, there is a 911 recording of you looking out for her well being and if she doesn't do it, then she looks like an ass when the police show up to investigate because they have ever to legally look into every threat like that..
Amorettex 19
I doubt she really do it.. It's horrible how people use that to blackmail..
PsychicBulwark 4
Borderline Personality Disorder; read up! The life you save may be your own.
Rababco 29
Yeah I was thinking that too. I've read that they will threaten suicide because they are afraid of abandonment. A good fictional example of BPD is Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars.
Rababco 29
#172 It's not so much about manipulation as a fear of abandonment. I have read in psychology textbook that people with BPD will threaten suicide to avoid abandonment. I'm sure all people with BPD do this but it's common enough to mention. Of course, she could also just be a horrible, manipulative person. Either way, her suicide threat shouldn't be taken lightly. OP doesn't have to stay with her but he should contact the police or suicide prevention just in case it's serious.
FalloutScrolls 25
An abusive bitch who turns around and plays the victim. Guilt tripping in order to maintain her sluttiness. Call her bluff.
Severefear 7
Let her? She's bluffing and even if she somehow isn't at least you won't have a manipulative bitch in your life.