Today, I felt so lonely that when I was watching a ghost show, I wished my house was haunted so at least some sort of presence was with me, even if it was in another dimension. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I’m so lonely and sick of living that I wish my fictional comfort character was real, only so someone would hug me and tell me I’ll be okay, even if they were lying. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML
Today, while lying in bed, I was so lonely that I put a heavy blanket in front of me so it felt like I was spooning someone. FML
Today, I had a conversation about how my day was, while dreaming. That’s how lonely I am. FML
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RichardPencil 32
They’d probably ghost you eventually.
Levi2411 41
You're the type of character who starts playing with demons and shit, and gets everyone in the movie ******* killed.
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Comments (6)
Jjjjjjjam24 3
I feel you
Charles J Craft 2
what's your number
Levi2411 41
You're the type of character who starts playing with demons and shit, and gets everyone in the movie ******* killed.
RichardPencil 32
They’d probably ghost you eventually.
FtheHumanity 17
Welp, some of us would theoretically kill for an empty house, so enjoy it if you can, dude.
1gullible_bugger 34
I think the same thing sometimes.