Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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Top comments
KeannaLove 32
I will never understand how people can take suicide so lightly. She sounds like an awful person all around. You're better off OP.
WOTAN1488 24
Don't forgive her.
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Comments (217)
aussie99 3
forgive her, but don't date her
LadyLuck93 20
She wont do it. Just a typical blackmail, tell her to **** off & move on.
iPixelCheese 19
This is only a YDI if you do forgive her.
NineeCat 32
Well...bye.
Ichiya 29
I tell her to go for it and have fun because she is already dead to me any way.
Ichiya 29
Would*
Geckosrock99 33
Don't forgive her, OP. Instead, break up with her and call the Suicide Watch on her. She sounds like she needs an attitude adjustment.
Blusinn 13
Then let her
Jadea_fml 12
Pacify her while you call crisis on her. If she's threatening suicide she needs help. It sounds like she has a mental illness. Perhaps an attachment disorder or something, and even if she isn't serious it's still better for both of you if you make the call or have someone else do it.
HeartYou101 31
I'm sure the mental illness she has is called attention seeking. There's a small chance that she might be genuinely suicidal, but I've heard of one to many people (girls in particular), plus an ex-boyfriend of mine, pulling this stunt and never going through with it when the person doesn't go back to them. It's an extreme shame because, in my opinion, this happens very often from the sounds of it and the poor unfortunates who genuinely are depressed and feel suicidal might be scared to talk to someone in case they're accused of lying due to situations like the one above. People shouldn't be using the term so lightly!
Rababco 29
#20 It's possible she has Borderline Personality Disorder. It's common for people who are Borderline to threaten suicide to avoid abandonment.
gosh_mate 30
Don't fall for the guilt trip! If she really needs help though, make sure you do tell someone of authority
daddysgirl243 21
it's not worth it
PegLegRacing 34
Run as fast as you can and report it to the police.