Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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Top comments
KeannaLove 32
I will never understand how people can take suicide so lightly. She sounds like an awful person all around. You're better off OP.
WOTAN1488 24
Don't forgive her.
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Comments (217)
Solano2580 24
She is what I call a Cheatoholic, someone who wants to keep a serious relationship and cheat on their partner at the same time, and keep cheating with multiple people, then goes unstable when the victim tries to leave. If he does then the Cheatoholic will continue cheating, but will still have feelings for the victim but do nothing to change their lifestyle.
Taken_Bitch 12
who cares. she's a dumb bitch anyway.
AmbitiousMario 10
"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?"
militarybrat 21
Not your monkeys not your circus. Do not have it on your conscious if she does anything. It is not YOUR fault it is hers.
annoyedperson 25
she's a liar she won't do it she just wants you to forgive her so she can do it again
DEATHLORD_fml 16
I would say "Let a bitch die" but suicide by bullying or any other cause is 1st degree murder
SookyLala 13
"cya later, bitch"
anthony99 14
Call her bluff
pennsatucky 12
Tell her to get some help and leave that crazy bitch!
yami0520 9
"You can forgive but you can never forget", but she won't do it she's just bullshi***** best thing is to leave her in her misery