Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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Top comments
KeannaLove 32
I will never understand how people can take suicide so lightly. She sounds like an awful person all around. You're better off OP.
WOTAN1488 24
Don't forgive her.
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Comments (217)
badluckbastard 14
Give her the good ol Nike quote "Just do it"
MaNameJeff 6
Lets not and say we did. FYL
quarterbird 18
FYL now... But YDI if you fall for that shit.
Doughbo 7
Tell her that you forgive her and ask if you can go to her house. Once there, tell her that you forgive her, but cannot date her anymore as she has broken the trust in the relationship beyond repair. Then, go ask her parents to keep an eye on her and let them know of her threat. This is all assuming she lives with her parents though... If not, do the same but let the closest relative of hers know of the threat.
thisguy22 33
Have her committed. If you're not old enough to do so, inform her parents.
Xicore 2
leave her before she kills you.
mrs_rooney14 2
call her bluff.
MrKilgore 14
say it is her fault dude. that isn't on you and odds are she wont do it. talk about an abusive relationship haha
martin8337 36
Call her bluff, she's not going to kill herself.
DogeDogeDoge 13
If she jumps off a building be there to support her and yell, "Do a back flip!"