Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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Top comments
KeannaLove 32
I will never understand how people can take suicide so lightly. She sounds like an awful person all around. You're better off OP.
WOTAN1488 24
Don't forgive her.
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Comments (217)
Dave_Davington 35
Maybe it's just me, but if my cheating girlfriend killed herself, I'd consider that a bonus.
cjcjcjx 7
I could bet you $100 Shes bluffing.
wassup388 25
Your better without her. Suicide is a very big thing in this generation and should not be taken as lightly as this
I_Bite 22
Don't forgive her if you honestly think she has no remorse and will do it again (and the fact that she's guilt tripping you) but if you really think she is serious about killing herself, call someone close to like a parent or sibling her and let them know what's going on, ask them to keep an eye on things so she's safe and no longer your problem. Good luck!
reeper147 14
Let the butch off hersf. Stupid wh0re had it coming
Theater_Chef_3 30
Break up with her, that is a tactic used by abusers to keep the person they're manipulating
Grayness_ 26
Call the police. If she does kill herself because of you. You will be held responsible, because you didn't call or warn anybody when you were aware of what she was going to do.
bapbap_fml 15
Dump her. Not only is she a cheater, she's a manipulative person. Odds are she won't kill herself, and on the off chance she does that's her problem and not your fault. She sounds ****** in the head and abusive.
DA3Z 16
Yeah, no forgiveness. Walk away and don't look back.
magiotti 10
Have her ass 302'd. Then you can leave and won't have to worry about it.