whatno
San Antonio, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wtfmama
Hudson, United States
Stop right there
Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
OwndPattie
🌶️ Spicy
Gone girl
Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Frozen
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
SadMother
South Windsor, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
JeezAndAges
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Anonymous
Saint Austell, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
rickshaw rider
🌶️ Spicy
A teachable moment
Today, I caught my son and my wife’s daughter “experimenting” with each other’s privates. They’re not blood related and they are teenagers, so it’s maybe not too bad, but they’ve been raised together since they were roughly about 5 years-old, so it’s still too weird to really understand. FML
Erica
Sydney, Australia
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Anonymous
Buena Park, United States
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML
helpfulmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
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SmelloJello 9
What a brilliant idea.
SadGirl18 16
I hope you went oldies style and smacked them in the face with said glove.
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aeonsoul 12
Two FMLs in one. yeah fyl
kemando 22
If the glove fits...
jburkes 12
I don't understand why people think they were being stupid. If I were to use anything other than a condom, it'd be a latex glove. same base material, same anti-leakage stuff. Besides that, you get to use it 5 times before needing a new one. XP
israelnotjacob 20
The mere fact that they're using that and didn't just get real condoms proves they're not mature enough to be having sex. It's not about whether or not it would theoretically work.
iamthunder 4
Did you tell him that unless he has 5 heads and one really wide stem that won't work?
LyraAlluse 25
It was handy up until the point when they got caught red-handed.
Seduced83 9
At least they practicing safe sex or he's fisting!!!
ThatJamaican 8
At Least They're Using Some Type Of Protection Lls
Raykyogrou03 12
Did you smell burning rubber?
alishous 8
Well have you ever actually talked to her about safe sex? Or are you one of the many parents who ignore it, and leave it for biased teachers and uneducated friends to explain?
IamLadyScorned 6
At least they were trying to be safe. Lol But seriously if it fits in a finger hole of a glove.... She's gonna be seriously disappointed haha Sex talk time :D!