Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my father cut my hair for the first time. Now, I always have to wear a cap when I go outside. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
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Top comments
11jackson11 0
shave your dads head in his sleep :)
Bobissmall 13
Do the same to him. Unless he's bald. Then you should draw on his head.
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Comments (130)
bladomas 2
hahaha, FAIL, think more the next time... FYL and YDI
DudeImBetter 0
Today, I was born with a small bald spot on the back of my head. fml Seriously but it's hardly noticeable, at least everything else is perfect.
Pinkanani 12
hahaha
the_flirtt 0
trust no one !!
fakeaccountX 6
if that was his way of telling you you need to get a haircut then that was hella funny
PattisonDaStud 0
yea lol
gooBUZZ 0
Lmao #74!
pwner64 0
thanks for playing but you fail
AlterFukiinRoccz 0
its beggining to look a lot like CHRISTMAS <3 :D
mamamiaaa_fml 12
okay I get that you touched it but what's with looking at your hand? like why is that there? 'oh I just touched my head and I feel bald where my dad cut my hair but let me look at my hand to see if it ate it or something'.
Miss_Michaela 10
She probably pulled at her hair slightly, and therefore was checking to see if any large amounts of hair fell off. Obviously it did.
EprahsHteb 2
Looool that was actually pretty funny, 106. I thought the same thing.. Anyways, in relation to the actual FML, why don't you just put your hair in a pony tail or something to cover it up.. Unless it's a massive bald spot, then you're out of luck. YDI anyways.. Why would you trust anyone behind you with scissors.
WTF_BRAIN 11
Shave figures in his hair, like a skull or something
11jackson11 0
shave your dads head in his sleep :)
zach5432 3
I would do more then that
ClickMyPicture 0
47- You are sick minded. Why would you shave his balls too?!
persianjr1 7
You are the Sicko 47!! all he said is he would do more than that. Perople are so stupid now a ays!!
zakkyzebra 11
I would have to agree with 73 about the stupidity of 67
spade1997 0
lol 47 and 67 have funny pictures
agm2010 0
so do u. is that him pooping?
EffinAhole 0
What are you talking about 75? Perople really are stupid now a ays.
Flammin8 0
67 34 99 1001 wahoo!!
persianjr1 7
haha. why are people so aggressive?!? why cant we all be firends. haha
dedrater_kool_u 0
then write "penis" on his bald head with a bold sharpie
destryyy 10
Shave half of his eyebrows off and cut his eye lashes and shave his head.
Bobissmall 13
Do the same to him. Unless he's bald. Then you should draw on his head.
Doortje 30
This. And if he's bold, make sure to draw it on a place he can't see when he's looking in the mirror! And draw/write something offensive, so he'll get yelled at all day :')
jrgr 6
draw a penis on the back of his head :)
VeeVengeance 0
he cut it off so he could keep you with him forever
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
your picture Is funny but sick. why were you dressed up as that?!
btnhdude 0
thats not actually him/her/shim/she/she-male etc
honeybunches88 5
I would assume Halloween.
rebecca_k 0
zomg please explain the pp!!!
VeeVengeance 0
it's not me!!
DoWorkBro 4
hahaha that's great!! Props to your dad
Selena_is_back 7
hey Justin
urdirtyolduncle 15
Justin beiber !!! oh my gawddddd! ( screams like a little girl)
pretty_eyes247 0
damn!! ure cute!!
iwuvwolfz 0
Pedo alert!!! stay away from 54
btnhdude 0
stop pestering her! she's obviously trying to make more unmanly songs
mintcar 10
Haha, wow that sucks. What was it reason?
mintcar 10
the*
redbluegreen 41
He really cut it close, pulling a prank like that. You might have caught him before he finished!
FFML_314 12
For sure! Tell him to cut it out.
ipod_addict 0
#10 Thats what she said!
averageirishman 0
hair grows back. stfu, stop complaining.
Judus_beej 0
he told you you to cut the hair you damn hippy! actually your dad was just jealous because he has a bald spot.
a_girl_i_know 0
That's a messed up dad you have.
topshota 0
you should shave his head and his eyebrows