Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
Fancy seeing you here
Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Work husbands and work wives
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Top comments
DameGreyWulf 1
Lying bitch. ... Isn't that illegal?
kira1kira 0
there has never been an FML this bad, this short, you should get an award
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Comments (106)
awesome_o 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
threeway!
perdix 31
Go for it, but remember the warning from "Ghostbusters" Don't cross the streams! (Swords, either.)
kelslovesyou 0
hahahahaha yeahhhhh
michael32123 0
^^win
epicfailburger 0
like that movie coraline?
Fridiculously 0
Soo... how'd it go?
claireful 4
Reverse polagamy! You can have your own TLC show called "Brother Husbands"
Zeek63 0
3-way the golden rule. Lonely Island reference!
Ramanella 26
How about Noway
mzbosii 0
omg that sucks
devinluttrell 0
lol
spaerro 8
polygamy?
Hurt16 0
yay I'm number 1!!! n ooommmg that's ****** up on all types of levels... I wonder how the conversation went... husband #1walks in the store with his wife... husband #2 spots his wife with another dude husband #2 says hiiiiiiii Babi husband #1 gives husband #2 a dirty look wife opens eyes wide husband #1 says hi I'm Jack her husband husband #2 slaps wife husband #1 gets mad n screams what the **** husband #/ says I'm ******* her too that's my wife yes indeed **** YOUR LIFE!!!
swhockey02 0
your actualy # 3 idiot
lilduke22 0
72 number 1 or 3 was on a roll and then you kinda killed it
Frosc 0
You're*
entwinedrose 9
This post hurts to look at.
polliander 0
YDI for not saying something clever or original
Greggeh67 0
Was he a nice guy?
sammy6597 0
LOL AT #6
123e3 0
Not funny...
thirdbase1733 0
dousche
qwertyuiopdead 0
wtf
thommo00 0
haha yea
YDI_King 0
YDI for falling for a sluttly sperm dumpster
DameGreyWulf 1
Lying bitch. ... Isn't that illegal?
fisher50 0
I smell a conspiracy. 0.o
ukenagoth 0
not all wemon are like that you ass
Fab0luZ 0
its Illegal in the states to have more than 1 wifeyyyyyy--- like the uhmmm the Mormons--they say its part of theire 'religon' or whateverrr-- yeaaa genital warts
htb2050 11
wtf
The_Appendix_ 13
when did they say all women are like that?
ZombieSazza 34
It's known as bigamy and yes, it's illegal.
chicken_dip 22
Very illegal. And just plain mean.
potuyit 10
It's illegal unless your religion allows it I believe.
Stranger35 0
that one line says it all. short and sweet FYL