chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
My little buddy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
anne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
CALIdime_15
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
lovingthis
Largo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Communication tool
Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML
kitkat545
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Revealing
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
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Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML
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sjisje 0
did the penis talk back?
allenrotstein 0
c'mon, this is kinda funny..
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Comments (191)
misstamz 0
this is a fml how?
roxyluv 0
frikin hilarious !!! I had no idea guys do this in their spare time XD
charbz 0
this is great. I am so gonna try this
Isumbella 0
You left out the part where it talked back
RuggerPip 0
My penis, like my women, doesn't talk back.
RedPillSucks 33
ROFLMAO!!!
AmbrosiaFan 19
How is this a FYL? How did it even make it on here?
OnlyAvailableID 28
Today, I heard my wife entering, so I hid my girlfriend in the closet, saying stuff to her. My wife now thinks I talk to my dick. FML
nikkired 0
It cracks me up when guys do that. Did his penis answer ?
cristy91 33
Lol, I think the fml depends more on what he said to it. Not fml "you're so strong, your seed can penetrate concrete! I know that when my wife get home, you will perform your duty till she is satisfied" Yes fml "I'm sorry little buddy, you heard what the doctor said. I know it stings, but I have to rub this cream when the bumps come out. Don't hide, I command you!" Second is clearly worse.
PhoenixMuffin 12
How is this a bad thing? If I had a penis I would talk to it too :)
suffokateslowly 0
lol and what kind of things would u say to it??
fourchancookie 0
34-your sexy!
dirtyoldman27560 0
was he using sign language?
Ludii_fml 0
^ win
KatyB_fml 0
haha this comment is epic :)
RedPillSucks 33
You know what the old sign for milk is?