chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
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Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
My little buddy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
anne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
CALIdime_15
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
lovingthis
Largo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Sarahir
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Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Communication tool
Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML
kitkat545
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Revealing
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
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Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML
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sjisje 0
did the penis talk back?
allenrotstein 0
c'mon, this is kinda funny..
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Comments (191)
jessiicaxoxo 0
LOL wow. Random. XD
xx_constant_xx 0
wierdo
beehardxcore 26
I don't think this is FML-worthy, unless he was making like, world dominion plans with it or something. Or if it serously creeps you out. For me, I'd just laugh. A lot. Probably to the point of needing a bathroom. :/ Hahaha.
sincerelyxmex7 3
hahaha your husband's awesome ^_^
Zebidee 9
Soooo.... You came home, your husband had his penis out and was 'talking to it'. Was he saying "For Christ's sake get out the window, she's come home early!!"?
MimaKirigoe 5
What's the big deal? Unless he thinks it's talking back to him, it's fine.
fallenkid 0
Dude this was already posted by someone else.-_-
Justincolon22 15
ha
cheapKicks 0
Favourited. OP, perhaps he got lonely.. Or maybe he is just crazy o.O FYL.
LethalXLorinda 0
LOL tht must have been awkward