chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
My little buddy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
anne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
CALIdime_15
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
lovingthis
Largo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Communication tool
Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML
kitkat545
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Revealing
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
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Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML
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sjisje 0
did the penis talk back?
allenrotstein 0
c'mon, this is kinda funny..
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Comments (191)
Xavi89 0
well you should be happy he was talking to his penis. that means his penis isn't dead, which would suck for you .
david12z 0
"Would suck for you" ha ha or she would suck for it.
Crystal_Dreams 0
I don't really see how this F's your life...
ngyh 0
what is the conversation about?.... lol
Claybomb94 0
The hell? DID THE PENIS TALK BACK??? if so, this would mean that we are making contact with another sentient life form... ALIEN SUPER SPERM!!! lol :D
NeonJester 0
That sounds adorable, rofl.
tessanichole 0
haha win!
nerdsgetmehot 23
Your boyfriend isn't the only guy that does that. OP, if that's the worst he does...Then I wouldn't worry about it.
nikkired 0
I was shacking hands with my b/f's penis and it spit at me,now I know the secret,I have to speak to it.
Levvy 22
Today, I came home to see my husband's penis talking to him. FML
TeaamJacob 0
hahahha, wow