chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
My little buddy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
anne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
CALIdime_15
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
lovingthis
Largo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Communication tool
Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML
kitkat545
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Revealing
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
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Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML
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sjisje 0
did the penis talk back?
allenrotstein 0
c'mon, this is kinda funny..
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Comments (191)
jjxbby5665 0
I like this one lol
Haibuki 2
Lol'd
nuttinick 0
thats better than him talking to someone else's penis.
Infamous_Hawk 6
INSECURE
Pollyanna4 0
thats really cute of your husband! my bf that i love so much.. we had a big fight then we broke up :( so now jst thinking of him talkn to his big thing makes me love him more and find him so cute! you should conside yourself lucky instead
howrudoin 11
he's just in his daily therapy session, wait for your turn to talk to his **** OP.
vanfossenjeff 0
pep talk.
jaimiekby 0
thats just funny
LittleMissEmo 0
Haha
Laxinitup 18
The only problems I see with this are a)he was having a serious conversation with his penis or b)he was dancing around to party music. Either option would be pretty messed up.