chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
My little buddy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
anne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
CALIdime_15
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
lovingthis
Largo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Communication tool
Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML
kitkat545
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Revealing
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
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Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML
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sjisje 0
did the penis talk back?
allenrotstein 0
c'mon, this is kinda funny..
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Comments (191)
gymdiva1 0
........can someone say awkward......??!? lol (;
therealducktape 0
awkward if OP's husband had drawn a smiley face on his penis/// x]
RedPillSucks 33
Not an FML unless the penis was talking back, or he was giving it mouth to mouth resuscitation.
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
so I do that all the time his names raliq
JCLPASCUAL 4
LMFAO that is hilarious xD
glambert1998 0
there was a vid on youtube like this but it was a mimikment of kevin jonas and that girls wedding after it
Wynton 0
i would let 65 tickle my pickle for a.....free!! not even a nickle lol jk she look awesome :)
ShotCaller82 0
did the penis talk back?
nikalb3 0
was it talking back
ShotCaller82 0
sharing memories 126?
angtaffe 0
thats hot. hahaha