chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
My little buddy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
anne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
CALIdime_15
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
lovingthis
Largo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Communication tool
Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML
kitkat545
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Revealing
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
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Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML
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sjisje 0
did the penis talk back?
allenrotstein 0
c'mon, this is kinda funny..
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Comments (191)
epicness151 0
tell him to talk to ur pussy instead
iheartfob 0
probably means your not doing your job right, clearly he was slagging you off...
MarsDeeKiwiBird 0
Talking to plants makes them grow, so why not do it to your dick? :D
sinneblade 0
THAT IS A KEEPER
Mandy0811 0
that is hilarious!!!
lalagurl11 6
YDI you married the idiot
lolylol_fml 5
men, *sigh* that's pretty funny
Mourningstar 4
I'm a star, a big, bright shining star! (Boogie Nights anyone?)
crackerjack13 0
Time for a new husband.
Attaru 8
It's important to develop a bond between man and penis, otherwise then won't work well in the bedroom together.