Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
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omgcyndaquil 23
Time for a frank conversation. Different strokes for different folks and all that.
AwkwardKarma 18
He was probably just having some fun.
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Comments (121)
SmittyJA24 26
I'm worried more by the concept of OP's clothing fitting her boyfriend.
rabbi1010 29
whats wrong with that? maybe theyre the same size.
Ashd09 30
Nothing wrong with that! My boyfriend and I are nearly the same size.
ThrottleJockey 36
Ditto, I put on my wife's jeans by mistake once. I commented on how comfortable they were and it only dawned on me that they were hers when I reached in the back pocket and felt the bedazzled seam. She said my ass looked better in them than hers did, and I had to agree. We had a good laugh at that.
Frid_Kun 7
I've seen a **** that started the same way.
knight2109 12
Welcome to the internet where you can find **** that starts in pretty much every way imaginable.
Tripartita 45
I've yet to see any **** that starts off with a few FML commenters talking about how varied the beginnings to pornos are. On an unrelated note, boy is it hot in here. I'm just going to take off my shirt…
beeferjay 34
*Grabs bottle of lotion* continue...
DanCastellaneta 17
Let's face it: **** can start in any way imaginable.
AletheDefender 15
Is this common for guys? Can someone please explain this to me?
straightventing 11
Hell no its not! Lol!
9a_1z 12
It's not uncommon, he might get a kick out of dressing as a different gender, or he might be experimenting to see how it feels. It might just be a coping method he uses to feel less stressed by his life. It doesn't automatically mean he wants to be a woman, or that he's gay, or that he's cheating and pretending to be a lesbian, so well done for asking questions instead of leaping to mad conclusions.
luther48 20
By most standards it is uncommon. I will define uncommon by less than 5%
luther48 20
#38, Before you go off on #24 and #30, keep in mind the following: 1. 24 was asking a question, no anti-CD anything for asking a question 2. Although 30 could have phrased it differently, his answer was correct. Many estimates are around 2% for population of men who cross-dress. So by most standards, that's uncommon. 3. Stating facts isn't bigotry.
9a_1z 12
I thought it was good 24 was asking questions, I didn't intend to sound like I was 'going off'. Like 40 said, it really depends on your interpretation of 'common', the amount of males regularly cross-dressing may be around 5% (in the USA at least) but I assume many more have experimented or tried it once or twice. Perhaps common might not be the right word for it, just that it doesn't make him crazy or something to feel responsible for.
Shchenya 7
It's a bit more common in the uk... just kinda a thing that happens here...
RedPillSucks 33
not sure Why she's being down voted for asking a question
fastman19 20
It's only an FML if he looked better in them than you.
I_Like_Dogs 28
Well, who wore it better?
straightventing 11
Mas Puto!! Hahahahahaha!
Mickeyraven 5
^^Pendejo HAHAHAHAHA
MDoremis 38
I want to know who wore it better.
KILJOY310 11
Maybe he is a lesbian trapped in a mans body?
TechnicallyWrong 12
At least he wasn't cheating!
ourtneyc 14
if he is having some issues with his gender identity please be kind about it and supportive. help him through it if that's the case.
Tyrez 32
Or you could beat the gay out of him with a bible. (not really)
ourtneyc 14
**** off transphobe