Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
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Damarys 0
I'm guessing you were too
eagle20 0
damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch
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Comments (235)
floozy 0
aww ****** up. fyl.
Damarys 0
I'm guessing you were too
luis420 0
lol
niemann2006 0
throw the cake in her face:)
smlz4me 1
heehee that
jwill27 5
Do it. She'll be pissed but serves her right
Kamon97 23
Then kick the other guys ass
sky_R03 12
@235 What if he didn't know that she was taken, and it was just a casual hook-up to him?
Naheelawhatwhat 0
Just remember that KARMA will be a bigger bitch than she could ever be and will get her good for ******* you over.
eagle20 0
damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch
rafaelbeau 1
Sounds fair haha
miss_madison 10
Ok. At first I was wondering why everyone was saying "aw **** that bitch" because I read it as his grandma. I was thinking "hey. I would proud." Then I reread it and I agree. **** that bitch.
xsmores 0
at least you know now :)
spillproof 0
That sucks mondo. But I never really did like that whole lie about being away thing.
qwerty29 0
Wow! **** that b*tch!
trintrinmir 9
Nah, she already has two guys for that.
Mikeymikey 4
Maybe .... no... you're right, your life is ******!! well at least you found out about it. and dont' throw milkshake on her lawn at 50mph. :) unless you want another FML
staffer 0
Damn dude that sucks, I hate cheating bitches. I hope you got some righteous revenge, like ******* her sister or mom, throwing the cake in her face and punching the dude. Also, probably BS cause no girl answers the door in her underwear dumbass.