Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
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omgcyndaquil 23
Time for a frank conversation. Different strokes for different folks and all that.
AwkwardKarma 18
He was probably just having some fun.
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Comments (121)
ColonelCusswords 24
someone's got some splainin to do...
pleasedie 22
That awkward moment when your girlfriend finds you wearing her clothes and make up.
Ali_Br_fml 33
And he looks better in it than you do!
PotatoesAndCake 26
#He's a lady, whoa whoa whoa, He's a lady#
Kiernan151 25
Is this a reference to a song or movie?
christge1beast 17
Dude looks like a lady? Aerosmith? Is that what you're referencing?
Steve95401 49
#14 is referencing a song by Tom Jones from the 1960's.
PotatoesAndCake 26
No idea why people are down-voting me
AwkwardKarma 18
He was probably just having some fun.
sanchitgoyal 27
its more of an fml for him to be embarrased. No harm in having harmless fetish and fantasies .
quackImapenguin 16
Not if the fetish or fantasies leads to violating boundaries. If he bought his own makeup and women's clothes that would be all well and good, it would be just fine if he asked his girlfriend if he could use her stuff first and she said it was okay. But wearing someone else's clothes and using their makeup without permission is a serious breach of trust, especially if you're using the clothes for sexual purposes.
ChinchillaLady 27
I wouldn't consider it a breach of trust. they are living together. If I came home to my man in my clothing and make up, I may have some questions but not be upset that he is wearing my clothing, I wear my man's clothes. If he puts makeup on better than me I may ask for some tips. Your reaction is way extreme they live together, they share space a room why not clothes unless he stretched them out.
9a_1z 12
You can't expect everyone to feel the same way about it, for that reason I think it's always best to ask permission first. Lots of people feel their wardrobe is a reflection of their personality or identity and that their clothes have been picked out as personal items, they could easily feel that was encroached upon if their partner started wearing them.
XXFMLXXQUEENXX 29
She was probably really confused as to why there was a woman in her house and after she realized it was her boyfriend, she was probably really confused as to why he was wearing her clothes and makeup. I think you'd be a little surprised if you came home and your boyfriend was wearing your clothes and make up.
ObeyTheWaves 11
I hope to God that he didn't try on your heels
DanCastellaneta 17
I mean heels is probably not a priority compared to I dunno, underwear.
photographer49 22
#18 Why are the heels worse than the clothes and the makeup?
chriss2015 13
When in Rome...
GigaPudding_fml 24
Sigh, I hate it when my boyfriend forgets to ask before borrowing my clothes...
jet223 20
Ugh I hate it when my girlfriend catches me with her clothes.
xswitch74 17
It could be worse ..