Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would be funny to push me down a small hill. It turned out there was a 16 foot drop at the end of it, and now my leg is in a cast. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML
Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML
Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
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Ninjahiga 27
Why would she even think it would be a good idea to even push you down a small hill in the first place?
Errrka_Whale 27
why would it be funny to push you down a hill anyways??
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Errrka_Whale 27
why would it be funny to push you down a hill anyways??
Setareh23 34
I actually understand playfully pushing each other (assuming it was indeed playful) down a grassy hill or whatever for fun. Like I have pushed my bf into leaf piles, he's pushed me into snow banks, and there has been pushing/rolling each other down hills and whatnot...it really is funny. I think the stupid part is more that she pushed him down an unknown hill...if you don't know what you're pushing each other into (and therefore could likely harm them) then that seems like a very bad idea to me.
oiler 21
Probably tryong to do in the movies how they'd have an intense makeout scene after stuff like this.
Ninjahiga 27
Why would she even think it would be a good idea to even push you down a small hill in the first place?
tounces7 28
Because her name is Buttercup.
logicnazi 18
Class of case of Jack and Jill turned Titanic.
yenze 18
I think you mean classic but that still doesn't make sense
DoomedGemini 38
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, titanic because he's implying op died or something and left the girlfriend at the top...I think?
youngmessi252525 20
Well at least you know to never go anywhere with her again
Metalslipp 15
That's a bit extreme, don't ya think?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Well, she did break his leg. It was playful, but damn...
Omfgitsmia 15
I don't get why this was thumbed down. 16 feet and he wasn't expecting it? She could have killed him.
megs925 16
Wow..so not smart on her part for obvious reasons.
skye_tbfh 18
I'm sorry but I laughed too hard at this, picturing that is hysterical
Vitani_Verci 24
Picturing a person being pushed/falling off a reasonably high hill and injuring themselves is hysterical? Do you also laugh when those homeless animal commercials come on the tv?
Lalala579121 28
Maybe 5 pictured the scene from Hot Rod with the guy falling down the hill for five minutes.
Helldemon 32
#51 small = high?
revolvearoundme 15
Fall for a girl, it ends abruptly, and then go get plastered. It's amazing how many times I've heard this story before. The hiking is new though.
skye_tbfh 18
I was picturing it as more of a cartoon like it happens in kids tv shows... not an actual human being plunging down a cliff.
HotFrosty 14
Your girl plays way to rough!
NakedandAfraid 14
too *
SashaTaras 26
Push her down a hill
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Something tells me your girlfriend is a little aggressive...
mds9986 24
Why are you throwing up a rainbow? Are you a secret unicorn?
smokecloud_ 37
Everyone knows unicorn rainbows come out of girls butts.
Cherhorowitz 25
That sucks! Hopefully she felt bad about it
DanCastellaneta 17
To your girlfriend: it must be hard being that ******* stupid