Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
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tigercoon 12
Ugh, let him feed his own sorry ass. He's not worth the 2 chicks and free breakfast :s
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Threesome?
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Comments (177)
thelegomogte 3
I eat my boogers.
iamKPY 1
fail
outcastcutie3 0
dump his ass. he has no reason to be with you if he's such a damn douchebag oh and first comment: you're a loser I hope you know.
unmadebed 0
Throw the breakfast on them.
ChivalrousZombie 0
Being first on FML is overrated. However, being early to rise, first to your boyfriend's house is apparently a skill OP hasn't picked up on yet.
RedPillSucks 33
@23 -LOL Great observation...
missmarie97 0
epicc failureeeeee
ltrtbt666 0
#1 you are an idiot. On a side note, perhaps OP already knew about the girlfriend and this is more of an FML geared towards her being beat to his apartment. Boo.
katTKD 0
22- lol I was thinking the same thing :)
Trickyklown 0
See if you came with a sammich he would have kicked the other bitch to the curve! Now you know, and knowing is half the battle'
DIAFpleaseLOL 0
41 comes in with the win.
imbatman_fml 0
threesome?
Thabb 0
People say "threesome" in these situations so much it isn't funny anymore.
iAmLol_fml 0
YDI for living in Utah
Horrified86 0
Dump his ass. No one should ever be cheated on. I am a guy and never understand why other guys cheat. Boys do that shit. Men stay faithful.
baileyannnx 0
#1 ewwwwww and yeah that does suck. time for a new boyfriend?
eazyeeze 0
Have a breakfast throwdown with her to see who makes a better meal. He picks winner.
seanders 10
Happy ending will make him choose you;)
nightELFassasin6 0
#18 r u PMSing? no need to take it out on other peopl :(
Slappyzezima 0
fly over to Africa, pick un African and bring him back to America, tell him (in click language) to shoot a dark into his other girlfriends neck to knock her out, take her (while unconcius) to an old abandoned slaughter house and hang her by her intestines!
thor89 0
Well you are in utha become a Mormon :)
thor89 0
Well you are in utah become a Mormon :)
everydayisfml07 3
I believe it's "curb".. not "curve"?
FMLjudge007 0
P I M P
justsayfuck 5
# 1; are you retarded? And that really sucks OP, hope you will date a better boy next time.
The_grumpy_bear 0
Well, I bet YOU were surprised.
xBangOut 4
Bawwwwwww, OP, you poor little thingie, come and I'll give you a hug. This is just not cool, when you try to do smth good and all you get is... ;(
happy_dino 6
What a bitch!!
Izzy_babii 0
Rofl
Krissmerida 0
I hope you smeared that breakfast all over his walls! he would've had a great time cleaning it up!!!
gennarawr 0
yes everyone, let's comment on the first one even though it has nothing to do with what we're about to say.
superOdY 0
lmao he's a moron..y would he give both or 1 gf keys ? lol
waldoo37 8
******* amazing and funny. I tip my hat to you sir
ZombieDios 1
I'm replying to first with nothing relevant to say to his/her comment or anyone else's, am I doing it right?
RGHTre 0
144- Yes.
BadKitty13 28
YOU ARE NASTY ! THAT IS DISGUSTING ! NO ONE WANTS TO KISS A BOOGER EATER !!
beastmcbeastly 0
you got compitition bitch
CeilingCat15 0
and a 3 some on the horizon
Miss_Represented 0
7 - Probably more like two women hit the drive thru on the way over, sure sign in 5 years they'll be 50lbs heavier
Laxer21 0
ydi. shouldve been earlier
unmadebed 0
way to get super serious 162.It was a joke, and assuming she caught them together, if she threw it on the boy it would get on the girl.Pretty sure you are an asshole.Go **** yourself.
1337_taco 0
**** off you sensitive ****
benny2465 0
shouldve been earlier, like they say, the early bird gets the worm... or is it the bagel?
samilyjo101908 0
troll.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Threesome?
tatiianah17 0
maybe one day is for girlfriend #1 and the other day is for gf #2... break up with him and eat the breakfast lol
eihtballplaya_fml 4
Your boyfriends FML is like. I was at home chilling with my girl and my crazy stalker loser ex girlfriend shows up with breakfast and ***** up the mood. As if were still together.
xXtyXx 0
haha... too funny
AngryNinja 1
Ahah, 38. Good one :)
supergirl69_fml 0
2, exactly what I was thinking
drunkin21 0
agreed with 38 freakin comedy haha
gingernator 0
XD love you 38
RGHTre 0
52- That's exactly what I was going to say!
phatdaddy 0
#149: Was that supposed to be deep or something? Because it wasn't.
phatdaddy 0
Haha!! They modded out your gay-ass poem! LMFAO!!
phatdaddy 0
What the hell? I didn't break a single rule in that post. Lame.
Trickyklown 0
Dam should have ran your ass off! YDI!
Andrew1122 0
hahahahahaha
RecklessJellyBea 7
This a re-post?
GGGaladriel 0
that's rough.
cooleyo776 0
that sux
orangeinstat 0
look on the brightside at least you can now eat the breakfast you made
loftstory 0
rhat could be a good opp for a 3some did do miss it? i bet u didn' tell all
wuzgudhomzz 0
lol sucks fyl
Stevefett 0
Yay!! Another pic that is totally the opposite of hetero-sexual. That's just great.
Stevefett 0
Dammit i said you pic is gay!! Where did my comment go?
Gerblat 0
Damn, Justin Bieber got ripped...
green_eyes124 0
haha! he does kind of look like him : p
Tomatobee 4
There are sooo many like this.
swimchic007 0
yeah
lettertjes 0
Smart boyfriend. Or ex-boyfriend now, I hope.
seahorses4eva 4
Guess you were the one who received the surprise. Sorry OP, that's too bad. Time to kick rocks.
RGHTre 0
11- I'm pretty sure her boyfriend was just as suprised, or, in the very least, extremely happy and/or excited while hoping for a threesome.
TheSoccerGirl 0
Ooooo that's a nice way to find out someones cheating on youu heyy babe want some wuevos ? Oh crapp whose this ?
Trickyklown 0
Huevos* And yes I would like some!