Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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RamiUSMC 9
you mean ex-boyfriend
PenguinBitch 44
It could be worse. Imagine how horrible the 3rd girlfriend would feel when she arrives.
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RamiUSMC 9
you mean ex-boyfriend
SWC_Penguin 17
Today I snuck into my ex-boyfriend's house at 9 AM to surprise him... No no. That's a terrible start. Bad idea.
Welshite 40
#8: That's why restraining orders were invented.
Kibaruto 33
#10 You can't restrain love, baby.
NandaPanda 22
Usually I don't agree with people who jump straight to "leave him/her" in relationship FML's but in this case I must agree... Please, OP, please tell me you aren't still with that douchewaffle?
Welshite 40
#15: That's what I tell the police but they still won't unlock my handcuffs. :(
ManInTheMachine 20
Maybe if you stopped trying to hump them as they restrained you, you wouldn't still be in them, Welshite.
Welshite 40
I can't win, it seems. When I was arrested for humping them, I tried to show that I was willing to change for the better. Sadly, it appears that they have little appreciation for modern dance as even my twerking was deemed indecent. I had a foam finger and everything. :'(
perdix 31
#1, she should at least give the three-way a chance. You young people today are so quick to throw things out!
KawaiiCupcake 14
Or she can say "boyfriend"
SarcasticShade 16
16, I've never heard douchewaffle before, but it is an appropriate name.
skyttlz 32
I'm with #8. I'm tired of seeing people say "you mean ex boy/girlfriend" because that would imply that they were already exes.
BradTheBrony 19
I hate it because it's stupid and unoriginal. I'm confused as to why that comment is still upvoted even after being posted a thousand goddamn times.
BrotherPhil 35
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
RamiUSMC 9
ok ok #91, #8, and #100 I get your points now. maybe I should've said. "your New ex-bf "ill think of more original comments to bring to fml next time
RamiUSMC 9
#23 haha id probably give it a shot if everyone was in agreement.
inolongercare 19
Pretend u are shocked, but don't pretend to be his gf at first. Then scream at him while throwing all his crap at him. Don't get too mad at the girl. She probably doesn't know about you and is just as shocked
kjack49044 18
But...it'll be fun.
PunkySpunky78 15
What is a Carrie underwood?
rocketiquette 20
73- look up the video before he cheats by her and you'll understand.
texascutie10 1
giving advice on what to do after everything has happened and is over with is helpful....not
NoFlippinWai 24
Ouch. On an anniversary? That's cold.
awkwardloveannie 28
that reminds me of the little boy in grown ups two
sunnyray812 42
Shows how much care he has in it. What a cold-hearted dick.
PenguinBitch 44
It could be worse. Imagine how horrible the 3rd girlfriend would feel when she arrives.
Allennis44 16
Orgy?
cakefete2 31
#5, you're right. Two is company. Three is a crowd. What's four? A fist fight, maybe?
Fiori4 20
Sorry that happened to you OP. But it's better you found out now than later. Wouldn't want to spend another year or so with a cheater.
saraitkddh 47
Sorry OP. At least you know now, better late than never.
awkwardloveannie 28
did he get you guys on the same day?
Mshrodes 13
I think she was referring to ANOTHER kind of celebration...
awkwardloveannie 28
true I didn't think of it like that
TheNewMirage 10
Men like him brings shame upon others...
Brandon2916 9
He needs to know that's not a good way to have a threesome...
MzZombicidal 36
Or a relationship.
KillSwitch96 18
That's absolutely horrible! Dump him OP. I'm so sorry he did that to you. He is a lowlife piece of shit and you deserve better. Hang in there!