Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I've been sick all week, but still coming in to work (I'm not contagious) because I know that we're short staffed, I sucked it up and came in again, only to find out 3 other employees called in because they're hungover. Now I have to do my job and theirs. FML
Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML
Today, I woke up to a voicemail from my manager saying I had the day off. Excited, I made plans with my friends. A few minutes ago I got a call from my other manager yelling at me for not showing up, and the original manager revealed he had me confused with another girl. FML
Today, I had to call out of work because I was ill, but they didn't believe me because today was the day I was supposed to come back from vacation. Now I'm stuck at work, constantly running to the bathroom, and they still won't let me go home. FML
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML
Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
Today, I called my boss and said, "I have been awake since 3 a.m. throwing up." He replied, "Great, see you at 9." and hung up. FML
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Top comments
rlerke 0
puke in a paper bag and put it in their desk drawer.
perdix 31
I hope they docked your pay for all of the time you wasted in the bathroom. Maybe you ought to go in this weekend and catch up on all the work you were supposed to do -- off the clock, of course.
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Comments (93)
skullbashd 3
PAN PIPES PAN PIPES LOVE MY PAN AND PIPES
missmontreal97 4
that sucks... hope you feel better soon ! but why you complaining ? they were just chillin
Brittney_E 0
well don't be a sour puss!!
skullbashd 3
yeah if op was throwing up they probaly wouldn't enjoy the spa
locklock2 0
well atlist you're not dead..
BizzaroG 0
sounds like you're pregnant. that's a good excuse to stay home.... WTF is antiflood
epr 0
Oh, Hilarity.
number0 8
YDI for being a manager YDI for managing people YDI for talking to people YDI for being a person YDI for talking to yourself
PimpdaddyCJT 13
well that blows
uhazsquiads 0
LOL 17
lillylove8180 0
LMAO 17!
legonut4 0
its funny because you were sick but had to stay at work
tweetbaby14 18
OP so what you chose to not take the day off before they took their day off. and duh if people go somewhere nice and relaxing they're bot goin to talk about how terrible their day was. are you one of those douchey people that hopes people have days as bad as yours?
dancmgg 0
what's op mean??
Brittneyyyy 7
#17 FTW
coolsteve 0
17 erm did that really happen because it's just so damn believable and funny without going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on
illmatic2 16
Op means octagon pairs.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#41: OP = Obstetrician's Prognosis.
strikeeagle 3
original poster
illmatic2 16
53 is a liar. Don't listen to her.
linebacker42 0
22 your a dick and not funny just stop trying to be
omgimdabest 0
ydi you're for being a weak stomach pussy!
duhitsnicole 0
haha awwh...
joooeee 3
17 tht was almost as funny as Justin beiber being hit in the face with a water bottle
ceejster 0
when they called you should have said, "GO F*** YOURSELF!!!"
the_flirtt 0
what nice co-workers you have
Massdebater 1
I can pedal my bicycle really fast!!
ell_oh_ell 0
hello everybody
Brittney_E 0
lol 67. that video was hilarious! fuckk justin beiber :DD
Izzy_babii 0
I don't get it. they were just at the spa? I wouldn't want a sick puking chick going with mee to the spa D:
twinny_sc 13
17, I am your biggest fan!
twinny_sc 13
where I work we have four.
HairyHobknocker 0
17 = win and that's not actually true.......right?
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
lol...:/
overachiever2626 0
sucks for you.
FFML_314 12
I know I could never enjoy myself at a spa, if I knew my employee was at work puking their guts out! If OP isn't happy, nobody should be happy!
rlerke 0
puke in a paper bag and put it in their desk drawer.
perdix 31
I hope they docked your pay for all of the time you wasted in the bathroom. Maybe you ought to go in this weekend and catch up on all the work you were supposed to do -- off the clock, of course.
rlerke 0
the first comment to actually make me lol. thank you.
sourgirl101 29
What, you never enjoyed the many threesome/ anal comments?
sourgirl101 29
Reread- I thought you meant from Perdix ever. For a moment I thought you were CRAZY.#%*^%
loselos 0
10. that made me laugh too.
JonathanRawr 0
there's no denying perdix's genius..
that1guyyy 12
ydi for being a hated manager. and why do so Many people reply to number one still?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#13, if you're doing it on principle, you should still let interest build. Oh **** am I a nerd.
bubblezz0504 0
so there's only 3 managers? where I work we have like 9
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for being a manager. YDI for not going with them anyway. YDI for not puking on their desks. [edit: DAMN YOU mercyFML! you beat me to it!] YDI for ever getting sick anyway. Wuss.
TheDukeOfWriting 0
Kill them. Kill them with fire.
CuteCurlzzz 0
kill them with a tanning bed. let them know that's the last time they go to a spa
dudenextdoor 0
fire solves everything! :)
Anaxes 5
Light yourself on fire and beat them to death in an epic series of Mortal Kombat.