Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
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Top comments
omgcyndaquil 23
Time for a frank conversation. Different strokes for different folks and all that.
AwkwardKarma 18
He was probably just having some fun.
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Comments (121)
deltax 8
Well, was he pretty?
alainopotato 20
Follow up?
shortcake18 15
Guys just want to have fun, oh guys just want to have fun.
dannidoll93 24
Just having some fun or a true transvestite... Or transgender, even? Either way I hope you recovered from your shock enough to proceed carefully. He may be going through something more difficult than your fml if he has body dysmorphia issues
electriccelery 2
I don't see how that's a bad thing I'd you really love him you'll accept that he is a cross dresser
ninety 25
Sorry, nothing wrong with cross-dressing, I guess, but not everybody is into that sort of thing. If she's fine with it, great. If she's not then she's not obligated to accept it.
ChickenNug 17
Different strokes for different folks? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
RedPillSucks 33
surprise?
obeykaitlyn 25
tell him to buy his own makeup, makeup is very expensive
ThrottleJockey 36
I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAY!
leogachi 15
@96 Gay means happy in that lyric.
xxegosuicide 13
Well I bet you did surprise him!