Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her place with flowers and dinner. She opened the door wearing pajamas… and standing next to her was another guy wearing the same pajamas. They both looked at me like I was the intruder. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
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omgcyndaquil 23
Time for a frank conversation. Different strokes for different folks and all that.
AwkwardKarma 18
He was probably just having some fun.
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Comments (121)
yniguez09 14
Could seem weird, however it's not so uncommon. "To each their own," I say.
NYGiants1925 22
I'm sure that was a surprise.
cari_cat 19
Exactly what I was thinking! OP planned a surprise and got a surprise back
Kermy1113 23
Atleast he wasn't with another girl.. ?
MitiMiki 16
I hope you at least told him he looked pretty...
ApplePie1994 27
"so THAT'S where my foundation went"...
9a_1z 12
Hope you're trying to be patient and understanding with him, but you might want to draw up some boundaries, being supportive doesn't mean letting him wear your clothes without permission. Maybe you could lookup some sample guidelines for cross-dressers and their partners and talk them through with him.
UhHuhHoney 20
You know, Caitlyn J first started like this...
Aubade_fml 2
Eh, so what? Female clothes are so much more varied and fun, and usually males don't even get makeup. He obviously likes the same stuff you like, so bond over it. The difficulties of winged liner, the lack of pockets in female clothing lol.
fleaguss 14
Either he is a small frame of a guy or OP has some large clothes.
Dune1988 18
Honey does this dress make me look fat?