Today, I ate a wonderful meal, after which I fell asleep on my couch and had a dream that my husband was passionately kissing me. I woke up to realize it was actually my cat licking bits of food out of my teeth. FML
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laureri 26
Hey OP here! To answer some questions, my husband does not have a sandpaper tongue, that would be awful! I didn't have huge bits of food just your regular after food residue. I usually do brush after meals but the itus was strong and I immediately fell asleep after the meal. And yes I brushed, mouthwashed, and flossed immediately after I woke up with a cat tongue in my mouth!! Repeatedly I might add. My cats are beggars, they will do almost anything for table food apparently licking my teeth is fare game. The comments made me laugh, so thanks guys. Cheers!
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abNormal62 23
Your husband has a similar scratchy cat like tongue? That must provide for very interesting fun times
RabbitOfAurora 28
Don't feel bad OP, some cats are just bizarre (I have one that likes to get into the shower with me :/). Take it as a sign of love and keep it as a funny story you can tell
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Comments (65)
andyrewdj 9
You can only hope that nobody saw that.
DinosaurTacoTime 18
I have grown up with cats all my life and I have never seen a cat do that.
Flyndaran 10
We have a cat that sometimes tries to stick his whole head in our mouths. If he wasn't a giant 17-pounder, who knows what he would do while we slept?
150493x 29
I'd like to see a car that's like a cat.
Carnaxa 8
Omg the person just said they've never seen it happen before, what is everyone so offended over geez. I have never seen it before either, and i think its pretty hilarious.
DinosaurTacoTime 18
#25, I said I've never seen it. Not that it wasn't possible.
kimg0885 23
Prior to which I'm guessing the cat was probably licking some disgusting part of its body. Gross.
abNormal62 23
Your husband has a similar scratchy cat like tongue? That must provide for very interesting fun times
adamjcurryy 19
What a cat-astrophe
adamjcurryy 19
I'm so sorry
vikky538 29
may be yiy are treating your husband like your cat?
cheeeksss 29
What...
Dodge4x4Ram 46
someone skipped teeth cleaning
Steffi3 40
Pets do anything for food! But they are totally worth all the pain they cause sometimes
ForeverJasmine 26
Hahaha cat butt in your mouth!!!
Retaheki 27
Cats don't lick with their butt. But maybe Chernobyl cats...
False_Stupidity 42
I think what #12 was getting at was that its quite likely that the cat had recently been licking its own butt.
PANDORUM89 21
tell your husband about your dream and maybe he will recreate it for you. without the cat.