Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went to Target with my girlfriend. As we were walking in, I saw a girl in a crop top and leggings walk by us. I instinctively turned my head to look so I could get her rear view. Not only was she flat as a board from the back, my now-ex noticed, broke up with me, and ordered a Uber home. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
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digitalcadenza 7
doesn't justify the cheating.
FarSide 23
Don't beat yourself up OP. Why... you are 2.66 times the girl that she is!
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thewife5 19
once a cheating loser.. always a cheating loser.. therefore it doesn't matter what size she is.. her day is coming:/ don't listen to the fat comments, if you think losing weight will make you happier then go for it.. if you're comfortable than don't worry about it.. either way NEVER take that loser back.
cheerleader1011 0
so he likes fat girls.?
Mipz 2
I'm not sure if that was funny, or just unbelievably stupid.
thewife5 19
#115. she MAY be fat.. but you're ugly, at least she can diet.
HotsyTotsy 8
Blow me, bitch.
ladyluck82 9
I think you shouldn't care about how "big" you are, as long as you're healthy, of course. Don't be upset. remember that just because you're a 16 doesn't mean you're 300lbs. Everyones body is different. For example, I'm 5'10 and 175lbs...but I'm a size 8-10 (dep on store) and small/med in tops (8-12). Sizes are a funny thing. If you don't feel comfortable with yourself, eat better, work out. It sounds hard, but trust me, you'll feel great at the end! I have faith in you! :-)
Allymeme 3
size 8 to 10 is fat
ladyluck82 9
LMFAO think again, sweetie! Jeez.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Size 8-10 is NOT fat, in fact it's thinner than average. The average woman in America (including Canada, just for this conversation's sake) is 12-14. A 6 foot model, weighing 140 pounds may very well be a size 8, depending on her hip/bust size. Sizes dictate more about bone structure than they do about obesity.
ladyluck82 9
249 - thank you. :-)
ArielTheMermaid 17
230 you only think it's fat because society says it is, but screw society, cuz 8-10 is totally average.
ohmygodthatsux 0
I'm size 8 and I'm on the lower end of normal think again honey
jimmyjamesyall 4
Eh, I would say that 4-6 is like... "definitely not skinny, but not fat". Above that... soz.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Depending on the girl's height, size 4-6 may very well make her look anorexic, or it may look like she's obese.
cumverg 0
Go to Lane Bryant, and that won't happen.
thanchetmy 2
o can feel it
asianpersuasian2 9
you should just be happy with yourself and then it wouldnt matter. if you dont like something about yourself dont complain about it just change it. and then hopefully youll find someone else and move on from your ex.
ih82bl8 2
Aaaw- sorry op
hxcDollface 0
OP, it was wrong for him to cheat on you. if you're confident about your body, you can find someone who will love you for who you are. If you're not, lose some weight and carry the confidence you should have and attract the right man. confidence is sexy, no matter if you're thin, chubby, or over weight. go get em girl(:
GoneClubbin 9
fatty u totally deserved it
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
call him a chubby chaser